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100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts
4 ReviewsJust 100 little facts about your favorite neighborhood shrimp a.k.a. ValentineRevenge
1. I apologize for everything.
2. I'm socially awkward.
3. I drop F-bombs. Like crazy.
4. One day I wanna trip over my hair.
5. People always think I'm older than I really am.
6. My favorite character is Nnoitra. Spoonin it!
7. My OTP is Ronnie Radke X Andy Six.
8. I bake on Sundays.
9. I often times don't finish stories soon after starting them.
10. I love decorative nail stickers.
11. I tend to pet one of my fish.
12. I enjoy a challenge.
13. Mikey Way was my inspiration to play bass.
14. I've wanted to write since I was 8.
15. I'm a loner and I hate it.
16. Most of my friends are online.
17. I don't use facebook.
18. I use this username for like every site. No lie.
19. I've considered writing my own AI computer program one day. If I ever do, I'm calling it Beckett (after the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean), and he shall be a condescending jackass to everyone.
20. I wish I had a time machine.
21. I knit like a fiend.
22. I've been cutting for 4 years.
23. I could live off sushi and popcorn and coffee for life.
24. I can't stand pink.
25. I don't dance,
26. I'm a total bookworm.
27. I love listening to Vocaloid songs.... for the Engrish :P (The Japanese speaking ones can't speak proper English and string together the syllables fluently enough in the proper timing more often than not, meaning that you would make them say things that make little to no sense in Japanese to get barely passable English).
28. One day, I'm going to make myself a Black Parade jacket. With pockets.
29. I grew up listening to classic rock and 80's dance music.
30. Just hearing many of the people that pass for mainstream music artists these days makes my stomach turn.
31. I don't listen to most of the shit on the radio these days, cause if I wanted to hear something that's been so auto-tuned and corrected by a computer, I'd just listen to Vocaloids. Which I already do, so no need to listen to fake people rapping about how rich they are!
32. I can't parallel park worth shit. And when I park in a straight parking spot, I'm either always at an angle, or taking up more than one spot. Oh, and when I can't find a parking spot, I make my own, usually on the nearest piece of grass. Fuck, just say I can't park period.
33. My favorite class is cooking.
34. I draw, but suck at it.
35. I hate February, and the time between February and May-ish.
36. Music has been the biggest constant and comfort in my life over the past 4 or 5 years
37. I have no self esteem.
38. I've always wanted to eat raw meat. TO hell with food poisoning!
39. I don't speak much.
40. I'm covered in scars.
41. In Chemistry class, I'm always looking forward to when we get to blow something up. Sadly, the closest we've come to that is pouring vinegar into baking soda and documenting the reactions :/
42. I love spicy food.
43. I believe I'm a huge whale.
44. I love classic cars.
45. I wish I lived in the 1950's.
46. I could fucking live off Ramen Noodles. They're like the food of the gods.
47. I try way too hard.
48. I'm loyal even to people that don't deserve it.
49. I've tried to kill myself quite a few times.
50. I have imaginary friends.
51. I believe after I die, I'm gonna go to Hueco Mundo.
52. Grape flavored soda is my weakness.
53. If I make you a sock, and you don't wear it, I will fucking start WWIII
54. I think I have tea running through my veins.
55. I'm in absolute love with Japanese culture.
56. Creepypasta. I'm in fucking love with it.
57. People call me the shrimp.
58. I always try to help others, even if they don't deserve it, and I need help myself.
59. I threaten your spleen when you piss me off.
60. I think I have PTSD cause those effin' mental hospitals.
61. I live in a fantasy world in my head to avoid the shit in the real world.
62. Most of my stories are usually written down on paper before they're typed up and put on here.
63. When using a spiral notebook, 9 out of 10, I always pick green.
64. I've accidentally burnt food in cooking class before, and told everyone it was intentional, that I was trying to make it Cajun style.
65. Who I am online is a total difference from who I am offline.
66. My nails don't like being long :(
67. I'm pretty sure that I was born in the wrong generation.
68. If I'm going down a two lane road, and it's empty, I'll drive down the middle of it.
69. I tend to wrap all the gifts I give to people... Even if it's something soft.
70. I don't pay attention in a single class of mine. Yet I'm still passing all of them.
71. If a fish dies, I bury it in the backyard. With a cross. Made of Popsicle sticks.
72. I think Karma is a bitch. However, this makes me want to go find a person named Karma, who is a total bitch, date them, and be able to say Karma is a bitch, and I know that cause I dated him/her.
73. If I feed you, it means I care about you.
74. Some days, I question the meaning of it all.
75. I've wanted to put my fish into a glass of water and carry him for a walk. Sadly haven't done it yet.
76. I need to clone myself to be able to get all the things I need to do done.
77. I' tend to make up strange sayings. Cuz I can.
78. I've got a curse on me... Whenever I'm in cooking class, and the sink's little trapper things gets full of food and I have to take it out and dump the food so the sink drains, I usually get scratched or cut by SOMETHING in the sink, usually a knife or fork. But when anyone else does it, they NEVER get cut...
79. I wonder what;s real, and what's fake, and what's just stuff that's real but is said to be fake.
80. I'm trying to give up sleep completely, so that I can do more stuff.
81. I've threatened to pour scalding hot tea down the front of some jackass kid's trousers. His response was "What's scalding? What's 'trousers'?"
82. I have a bone to pick with the Grim Reaper.
83. If I were to list all my favorite music, the list could go on for fucking ever.
84. When my computer speakers broke, I put an old amp in their place, cause I'm too lazy to buy a new set.
85. I've wanted to create an invention for your car, that when you press a button, a light on the back of the car lights up, giving the middle finger to the person behind you, for those times when you can't go cause of traffic and they insist on blowing you up.
86. I used to wish that I had tuberculosis when I was a kid.
87. Maybe 2 or 3 people IRL tops know that I'm on the interwebs.
88. I can't stand fancy technology.
89. I hate when people spoil me.
90. When I was younger, all the little girls my age wanted to be a princess, but I wanted to be a pirate.
91. One day, I'm going to learn to fight with swords.
92. I think I'm losing my sense of self.
93. I have major issues with food.
94. I've been trapped on the couch before for several hours because my dog (which weighs about as much as I do u.u) fell asleep on my foot.
95. I count calories obsessively.
96. I'm a neat freak.
97. My room is overrun with yarn. No lie.
98. I hate eating in the morning, and can't really 'get going' mentally til about 10 without coffee.
99. I love CSI type shows, and documentaries. (Criminal Minds and Beyond Scared Straight, anyone?)
100. I've nearly ducktaped a kids mouth shut 3 years ago. And I didn't get in trouble for it. Instead, the teacher told me not to, because it was a waste of tape. :P
2. I'm socially awkward.
3. I drop F-bombs. Like crazy.
4. One day I wanna trip over my hair.
5. People always think I'm older than I really am.
6. My favorite character is Nnoitra. Spoonin it!
7. My OTP is Ronnie Radke X Andy Six.
8. I bake on Sundays.
9. I often times don't finish stories soon after starting them.
10. I love decorative nail stickers.
11. I tend to pet one of my fish.
12. I enjoy a challenge.
13. Mikey Way was my inspiration to play bass.
14. I've wanted to write since I was 8.
15. I'm a loner and I hate it.
16. Most of my friends are online.
17. I don't use facebook.
18. I use this username for like every site. No lie.
19. I've considered writing my own AI computer program one day. If I ever do, I'm calling it Beckett (after the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean), and he shall be a condescending jackass to everyone.
20. I wish I had a time machine.
21. I knit like a fiend.
22. I've been cutting for 4 years.
23. I could live off sushi and popcorn and coffee for life.
24. I can't stand pink.
25. I don't dance,
26. I'm a total bookworm.
27. I love listening to Vocaloid songs.... for the Engrish :P (The Japanese speaking ones can't speak proper English and string together the syllables fluently enough in the proper timing more often than not, meaning that you would make them say things that make little to no sense in Japanese to get barely passable English).
28. One day, I'm going to make myself a Black Parade jacket. With pockets.
29. I grew up listening to classic rock and 80's dance music.
30. Just hearing many of the people that pass for mainstream music artists these days makes my stomach turn.
31. I don't listen to most of the shit on the radio these days, cause if I wanted to hear something that's been so auto-tuned and corrected by a computer, I'd just listen to Vocaloids. Which I already do, so no need to listen to fake people rapping about how rich they are!
32. I can't parallel park worth shit. And when I park in a straight parking spot, I'm either always at an angle, or taking up more than one spot. Oh, and when I can't find a parking spot, I make my own, usually on the nearest piece of grass. Fuck, just say I can't park period.
33. My favorite class is cooking.
34. I draw, but suck at it.
35. I hate February, and the time between February and May-ish.
36. Music has been the biggest constant and comfort in my life over the past 4 or 5 years
37. I have no self esteem.
38. I've always wanted to eat raw meat. TO hell with food poisoning!
39. I don't speak much.
40. I'm covered in scars.
41. In Chemistry class, I'm always looking forward to when we get to blow something up. Sadly, the closest we've come to that is pouring vinegar into baking soda and documenting the reactions :/
42. I love spicy food.
43. I believe I'm a huge whale.
44. I love classic cars.
45. I wish I lived in the 1950's.
46. I could fucking live off Ramen Noodles. They're like the food of the gods.
47. I try way too hard.
48. I'm loyal even to people that don't deserve it.
49. I've tried to kill myself quite a few times.
50. I have imaginary friends.
51. I believe after I die, I'm gonna go to Hueco Mundo.
52. Grape flavored soda is my weakness.
53. If I make you a sock, and you don't wear it, I will fucking start WWIII
54. I think I have tea running through my veins.
55. I'm in absolute love with Japanese culture.
56. Creepypasta. I'm in fucking love with it.
57. People call me the shrimp.
58. I always try to help others, even if they don't deserve it, and I need help myself.
59. I threaten your spleen when you piss me off.
60. I think I have PTSD cause those effin' mental hospitals.
61. I live in a fantasy world in my head to avoid the shit in the real world.
62. Most of my stories are usually written down on paper before they're typed up and put on here.
63. When using a spiral notebook, 9 out of 10, I always pick green.
64. I've accidentally burnt food in cooking class before, and told everyone it was intentional, that I was trying to make it Cajun style.
65. Who I am online is a total difference from who I am offline.
66. My nails don't like being long :(
67. I'm pretty sure that I was born in the wrong generation.
68. If I'm going down a two lane road, and it's empty, I'll drive down the middle of it.
69. I tend to wrap all the gifts I give to people... Even if it's something soft.
70. I don't pay attention in a single class of mine. Yet I'm still passing all of them.
71. If a fish dies, I bury it in the backyard. With a cross. Made of Popsicle sticks.
72. I think Karma is a bitch. However, this makes me want to go find a person named Karma, who is a total bitch, date them, and be able to say Karma is a bitch, and I know that cause I dated him/her.
73. If I feed you, it means I care about you.
74. Some days, I question the meaning of it all.
75. I've wanted to put my fish into a glass of water and carry him for a walk. Sadly haven't done it yet.
76. I need to clone myself to be able to get all the things I need to do done.
77. I' tend to make up strange sayings. Cuz I can.
78. I've got a curse on me... Whenever I'm in cooking class, and the sink's little trapper things gets full of food and I have to take it out and dump the food so the sink drains, I usually get scratched or cut by SOMETHING in the sink, usually a knife or fork. But when anyone else does it, they NEVER get cut...
79. I wonder what;s real, and what's fake, and what's just stuff that's real but is said to be fake.
80. I'm trying to give up sleep completely, so that I can do more stuff.
81. I've threatened to pour scalding hot tea down the front of some jackass kid's trousers. His response was "What's scalding? What's 'trousers'?"
82. I have a bone to pick with the Grim Reaper.
83. If I were to list all my favorite music, the list could go on for fucking ever.
84. When my computer speakers broke, I put an old amp in their place, cause I'm too lazy to buy a new set.
85. I've wanted to create an invention for your car, that when you press a button, a light on the back of the car lights up, giving the middle finger to the person behind you, for those times when you can't go cause of traffic and they insist on blowing you up.
86. I used to wish that I had tuberculosis when I was a kid.
87. Maybe 2 or 3 people IRL tops know that I'm on the interwebs.
88. I can't stand fancy technology.
89. I hate when people spoil me.
90. When I was younger, all the little girls my age wanted to be a princess, but I wanted to be a pirate.
91. One day, I'm going to learn to fight with swords.
92. I think I'm losing my sense of self.
93. I have major issues with food.
94. I've been trapped on the couch before for several hours because my dog (which weighs about as much as I do u.u) fell asleep on my foot.
95. I count calories obsessively.
96. I'm a neat freak.
97. My room is overrun with yarn. No lie.
98. I hate eating in the morning, and can't really 'get going' mentally til about 10 without coffee.
99. I love CSI type shows, and documentaries. (Criminal Minds and Beyond Scared Straight, anyone?)
100. I've nearly ducktaped a kids mouth shut 3 years ago. And I didn't get in trouble for it. Instead, the teacher told me not to, because it was a waste of tape. :P
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