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100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts

Just 100 little facts about your favorite neighborhood shrimp a.k.a. ValentineRevenge

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2012/11/25 - Updated: 2012/11/26 - 1331 words - Complete

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• 100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts

  (#) fatherfuckingmeese 2012-11-25 06:22:39 PM

  1. You're funny.
  2. We're alike. (fun fact: I'm puking right now)
  3. I like you.
  
  Let's be friends.

• 100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts

  (#) CarcinoGeneticist 2012-11-25 06:28:54 PM

  I cut since Grade seven, and I'm in grade 11 now, and I just stopped.
  Cutting won't feel good forever, but it's tough to stop. I drew flowers whenever I felt like doing a line, and that's how I cut down, pardon the pun.
  

• 100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts

  (#) AshIsNotOnFire 2012-11-25 09:13:11 PM

  Criminal Minds. Oh yeah.
  I still cut too. Don't worry. I'm actually kinda proud, the other day I felt fat and was gonna go, uh, rid am guts of the food and just sorta turned away from it.

• 100 Shrimp-Shaped Facts

  (#) MidnightBlues 2012-11-27 02:43:15 PM

  My dear friend,
  
  You are not alone. I lead a very similar life to you. I am a Paranoid Schizophrenic so I am in and out of mental wards all the time aswell. I also need saving. I have cut sinse I was 12, only about a month after my schizophrenia started and I started to hallucinate really badly. I cut because I was scared, and I haven't stopped because it takes my mind off my troubles.
  
  If you ever need to speak to someone with similar expiriances, I will be glad to help you out.
  
  I am also a big fan of fish, I have a goldfish called Gerard!

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