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Hi! My new BFFL Axel recommended I make a list of my children, so here I go
Miranda(Mirazal)
Ellie(electricviolence)
Liz(Obsessive-Fangirl)
Axel(TwistedFireStarter)
Amy(xxMikeyxx)
Jasmine(ColorfulShadow)
Tiara(Mcrroxursox45)
Penina(tmbfucks)
Hozzie(Cookie_Monster)
Raven(Ravan-VanSlaughter)
Kassper(Sam41)
Skye(Sam41)
Mia(fatherfuckingmeese)

My wife: Sam41(NOT A BOY)
My husband: Bob Bryar(YES)
My daughter in law: LaurentheHuman

YAY


SO
I had severe stomach pains. Luckily, the gym teacher wasn't such a scum and told me to sit out. :)
Yay

MY BIRTHDAY IN 6 DAYS
WOOOOI
I can't believe I'm getting old.
The moment I realized that I was getting old was Thursday, when my stomach was hurting and I brought myself soup and ginger ale and rested.

I SAW RYAN ROSS LOOK ALIKE
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S SO ADORABLE

Apparently, I'm not allowed to be mad. Especially if I rarely get mad. Okay.

My head hurts. Gahh
I hate this.

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