Er... here's some bleach for your brain if you need it after this thingie. -hands you bleach-
A/N: Sorry I haven't been around, guys. Homework and school and tests. -sighs- Anyway, I would say "Enjoy" but I know some of y'all are gonna puke after reading this, so. Ehh.
*Thursday, December 6, 2012
4:49 p.m. EST*
Young AJ sits at home after school, eating a snack and flipping through the channels on TV.
Oh wait- she's no longer "Young AJ." Today is her 14th birthday, an extremely special day.
So far, it's been pretty spectacular. Of course, AJ still had to wake up early as fuck (per usual), get dressed and ready for school (per usual), and make her way there via many subway trains and a long walk (per usual). It's been a mostly normal day in that area, but when she got to school, her friends surprised her with presents and a secret party outside during lunch break.
AJ smiled, took another bite out of her apple, and continued flicking through channels. After her family came home, they all ate dinner at a restaurant, and later AJ got some awesome birthday presents. At 10:23, she had to go to bed so that she could wake up early the next morning.
It was a pretty good day.
*Saturday, December 8, 2012
10:49 a.m. CST*
"So... out of every event in the history of time and space... you want to go to Chicago, summer of 1995?" The Doctor looked at Miranda questioningly.
"Ehh..." the girl had her hands in the pocket of her hoodie, and she looked down at her purple checkered Vans. "I have my reasons."
"Okay then. Will that be it?"
"Of course not. I'll have to make a few stops here and there, but it shouldn't take too long."
The Doctor sighed. "Alright."
And they were off.
Fourteen-year-old Bob Bryar was practicing drums in his garage. His brother had gotten him a drum set a few years ago, and ever since that moment, Bob was destined to play and love them.
A classic rock mix CD was in his Walkman, and his headphones were blasting the sweet music into his ears. Bob closed his eyes and let it wash over him, his arms seemingly playing with their own minds.
He was in what some people refer to as "the Zone."
As he was nodding along to the music and playing all the drum parts perfectly, the music suddenly stopped.
"Hey, what the f- AHH OH MY GOD!"
There was a small, dark-haired, weird-looking girl with glasses and a hoodie standing really close to him.
"Hello, Bobert!" She said cheerfully.
Bob shrunk back. "Who are you and why are you here?"
The girl smiled. "I'm Miranda. This sounds strange, but I'm from the future. Gosh, it's hot in here..."
The scared boy repeated a question. "Why are you here, though?"
Miranda thought for a moment. "Umm.... oh, yeah! I need you to come with me."
And with that she pulled the chloroform-soaked towel out of her pocket. Bob resisted for a few seconds, but Miranda was strong, and he eventually passed out.
She dragged his body outside to where the TARDIS was. "Ready?" Asked the Doctor.
"Yup. Onto Phase Two."
*Thursday, December 6, 2012
5:12 a.m. EST*
AJ stirred in her sleep. Then she felt a hand nudge her shoulder. "AJ."
"Lemme sleep," AJ murmured.
"AJ!" Someone shook her roughly and she sat up with a start.
There was a small, dark-haired, weird-looking girl with glasses and a hoodie standing by AJ's bed, their faces uncomfortably close together. "Oh, okay." The girl backed up.
AJ sighed. "Who the fuck are you?"
The stranger smiled brightly. "Okay, you don't really know me, but I'm Miranda. Mirazal. From FicWad. Hi, Mama AJ."
"Oh my god!" AJ squealed, and the girls hugged and jumped up and down. "Wait, how did you get here?"
"TARDIS." Miranda gestured to outside. "It's outside."
AJ grinned. "This is an awesome birthday present!"
"Wait, there's a little bit more to it."
Miranda knelt down to the large heap that was at her feet. In the darkness, AJ hadn't been able to see it clearly.
The heap stood up. "Fuck you, Miranda," it said angrily.
She shook her head. "No, I preach abstinence. Anyway, Bob, this is my friend AJ. AJ, Bob."
Bob was tall and really skinny, like he hadn't finished puberty yet. He was wearing an actual Green Day t-shirt (Green Day!), light blue jeans, and black Converse. His blond hair was gelled into cute little spikes, his eyes were as blue as ever, and the best part was that his lip ring was in.
AJ stared at the lip ring. She tried to look away, but she couldn't.
"You already have a lip ring."
"Yeah, I got it a few months ago."
In that moment, their eyes met and their worlds tilted. Then Miranda spoke up and ruined the moment.
"So... happy birthday, AJ. I'm not exactly sure how we can proceed from here, because if Bob stays then the timeline will change and he'll never join MCR."
Bob whipped his head around. "But I want to stay."
AJ's heart melted.
Miranda sighed. The sexual chemistry was evident. "Okay, you kids. I'm going to leave for a while and sort this out. While I'm gone-" she looked meaningfully at the two of them, "- abstinence."
Then she climbed out of the window and walked to the TARDIS.
Miranda stepped into the Time Room at the center of the Multiverse. The Doctor followed suit, leaving the TARDIS floating in the middle of space.
"I didn't know this place even existed," Miranda whispered to the Doctor.
"Oh, I didn't know either until a few weeks ago," he replied. "But this guy is the Wishmaster, he should know what to do."
"Hey guys," said the Wishmaster. "I'm Prismo."
"Hi Prismo," they said simultaneously. Then Miranda stepped forward. "I have a question and I need help."
"Well, okay. I went back in time and came back with this guy, so now he's in his future and my present. I need him to stay in my present, but I need to keep the timeline exactly the same. Is that possible?"
Prismo thought about it for a moment. "Yeah, it should be. The best solution would probably be to open an alternate timeline that does not change, in which this guy never leaves the "present" that he came from. Then just copy and paste his entire life into your timeline, and nothing should change, except there will be two of "him" in your timeline. However, they won't be the same person anymore."
Miranda nodded. "Great. So how do I make that happen?"
Prismo looked at Miranda like she was stupid. "Babe, I'm the Wishmaster."
"Oh, okay. Umm. I wish for everything you were just talking about."
Prismo snapped his fingers. "Done."
Miranda and the Doctor left the Time Room, got into the TARDIS, and went back to New York.
And so everything worked out in the end. Bob stayed with AJ (explaining to her family was kind of stressful) and eventually started dating.
Miranda went back to Texas and contemplated kidnapping Ryan Ross during his teenage years.
The Doctor helped the FicWad gang out on multiple occasions, and they all met up and had lots of parties.
The end. :)
A/N: Happy birthday, Mama AJ. :D I know it might not be as crazy as this, but I hope that it is awesome and such.
Also, a late disclaimer: I have NO IDEA what goes on in Doctor Who, or the technicalities of it, or anything. I just know that he can time travel and stuff, and I needed that. I apologize to any hardcore fans that I may have offended.
Brownie points and hugs to the peeps who know where Prismo is from. (Oh yeah, about his solution... I don't think that it's really logical at all, so just know that everything ends happy. Everything.)
Everything. -creepy smile-
I also apologize for the absolute crap you just read. I don't know what exactly I might have been in when I wrote it. Sorreh.