Sometimes, you just need to lose yourself in the music.
(#) fatherfuckingmeese 2012-12-11 03:34:01 PMOhmygod Penina. I love you so much. The part about the dolls was hilarious because I would prolly do that in reality! XD I love being Frank's little sister haha! :'3 And the wine part was funny, too. DON'T WORRY I'M STILL WRITING YOU'RE ONESHOT!! CHECK YOUR MAIL.
Author's responseHaha!!! I love you too Mia!!! I'm so glad you liked it. Frank shall always be my baby. So you're welcome to be his sister. Haha! I DID!!! I PROMISE!!! Haha!!! I can't wait for it to be up!!! :D xx
(#) Ravan-VanSlaughter 2012-12-12 05:30:33 AMDON'T HAVE THE KID!! Wait until you're successful then have a kid, otherwise things will go to shit... literally and you'll be one the cleaning it up! XD (Gross joke I know XD)
Please update soon =D
Author's responseHaha. If I wasn't going to have the kid, then what would be the point of this story?!? Haha. Yeah, but it was funny too. Haha. I will! :D xx
(#) Ravan-VanSlaughter 2012-12-12 08:45:02 AMA message: teenage pregnancy is bad? Always use protection? XD
That reminds me of this condom advert I saw on youtube "Accidents happen, always use a condom" XD
Author's responseHaha. There's loads of condom puns they put on adverts, but I can't remember any of them now. I wish I could though. Haha. :D xx
(#) Ravan-VanSlaughter 2012-12-12 09:12:40 AMStrange how we should be mentioning this just after me and my bf had "The Talk" XD (Turns out he hates kids too so protection all the way) XD Don't want any nasty accidents happening (That includes STDs and kids =/)
The world is a dark place full of dark people XD
Author's responseHaha. So, if you became pregnant in a hypothetical situation, and you kept the baby, would you hate that baby? Hmm... :/ Haha. :D xx
- Uh, Frank? No, that is NOT how it is to have kids. They aren't all cute, they don't just play quietly with dolls. I repeat: THAT IS NOT WHAT IT IS LIKE. Seems like Frank needs someone to bring him back to the ground... :D He's all, oh this is going to be awesome, that he's just gonna play with the kid and they'll be one big happy family, but no, there will be crying, fighting, money problems, and then they'll start arguing about the dishes and BOOM DIVORCE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE and the kid is going to have to choose which parent s/he wants to live with and only see the other parent once a month because they live across the country, and soon both parents will remarry and have more kids and suddenly s/he won't even matter anymore, so s/he'll become depressed and become a drug addict and DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH ON SOME DIRTY ALLEY BECAUSE THEY GOT AN INFECTION FROM A DIRTY DRUG NEEDLE. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FRANK? THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN! NOW GO PUT ON A CONDOM AND STAPLE IT TO YOUR DICK SO THERE WILL BE NO MORE ACCIDENTS. True story.
Oh, did I ramble again?
Sorry about that.
I like this story, I really do :) But I do think that Frank is taking it all a bit too lightly. Seems he's more worried about how his girlfriend is going to react rather than about how exactly he's going to be able to afford all those diapers.
Babies are expensive. Trust me.
Author's responseWhoa! A little much maybe? Haha. But, if he staples it to his dick, that will cause pain and holes which will enable the sperm to get through. You're logic is terrible! Haha.
Yeah, but don't worry. I like your rambles. They're entertaining. Haha.
Haha. He's a teenager. Let him have this one. Haha. Don't worry, there will be a heavy talk about money soon. :D xx