No I'm being serious now :L
I emailed a couple of you asking where your one-shots were but none of you replied?
Like seriously, please email me if you haven't posted it yet telling me who you're writing for and whether you plan on posting it or not - email@example.com
Because some people have put up their one-shots and haven't received one in return and that's not fair ;/
PLEASE EMAIL ME PLEASE:)