A tractor is considered to be the most important part of a farmer’s life. He treats his tractor as a part of the family, enabling him to earn the bread & butter for his family.
(#) ValentineRevenge 2013-01-04 10:00:50 PMAre you fucking kidding me? Even after the fucking little checkbox that says I promise I am not a filthy spammer, you STILL fucking spam? Jesus F Christ, looks like we gotta start blocking your fucking IP addresses...
(#) CyanideSuicide 2013-01-04 10:01:54 PMNO THE FLITHY SPAMMERS ARE BACK!
IM GOING TO GO HIDE IN RAYS FRO!
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:14:00 PMOH FUCK NO, YOU AIN'T.
-Grabs Ipod and hides under my bed-
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:41:32 PMSHE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SECKSEEEHH
IT REALLY TURNS HER OOOONN.
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my faRRRMMMer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's seCKKKSEEEEHHH.
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:43:49 PMAnd I can take you for a ride on my big GREEENNN TRACCCTOOORRR
We can go slow or make it go faster
Down through the woods and out to the PASSTTRUUUUERRRREE
'Long as I'm with you it really don't matterRRRRR
Climb up in my lap and drive if you want to
Girl, you know you got me to hold on to
We can go to town, but baby if you'd rather
I'll take you for a ride on my big green TRACCTOORRRRR
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:50:04 PMI go fast, she hollers FASTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRR,
She's the first one up the hayloft LADDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A girl like that's what a country boy's AFTERRRRRRRRRRRRR
She cranks, she cranks, she cranks my TRACTORRRRRRRRRR
She cranks, she cranks, she cranks my TRACTORRRRR
(#) LaurentheHuman 2013-01-04 10:54:47 PMCOW.
HOW ARE YOU?
HELLO MOO MOO MOO MOO.
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:56:57 PMCOWS AND COWS AND COWS AND COWS
(#) electricviolence 2013-01-04 10:58:09 PMHo ho ho ho ho hoooo
Ho ho ho ho ho hooo
Ho ho ho ho ho hoo
ho ho ho ho ho ho
We're Russian dancing men
oh yes, we're Russian dancing men
I'm dancing with a purple hen
I've also got this ballpoint pen
We're Russian dancing men
We're only dancing now and then
We start it off at half past ten
Soon we'll be going home again
(#) LaurentheHuman 2013-01-04 11:03:09 PMWe're Russian Dancing Men
Our favorite Pepper is Cayenne
We're dancing right next to Big Ben
Come on and see us Bogling
'cause we're Russian and we're dancing
And we always keep spare pants
In case of accidents while Boogieing
'cause Russians love to Boogie