(#) Sam41 2013-01-05
-smacks upside head-
I'M A MOTHERFUCKING SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN,
If I can do it...so can you
Plus he seems to follow you around like a lost little puppy
AND PLUS HE LOOKS LIKE RYAN SEXY AS MOFO ROSS
WHO WOULDNT WANT THAT ASS?!
-rubs back of head-
I'M SKIPPING SCHOOL AKA THE HELL PIT
AND FLYING TO YOU AND WE ARE GONNA SORT THIS OUT!!!
GET YO EDUMACATION
Just saying, most boys find awkwardness cute.
But I'm probably uncute awkward XD
Who WOULDN'T like you?
I can name a few people XD
If guys find awkwardness cute, why am I alone?
All of the guys get very hard erections when they see you.
EXCEPT THE FABULOUS ONES :D
Amy, that is a good question, and the answer to that is that you're so hot, anytime a guy even tries to get near you they melt into a pool of shyness. :D xx
Nah, not really, most of them look at me in a disgusted way and walk off
They get disgusted because they cream their pants and have to clean up
AJ, I think I like your answer best. Haha. :D
Most people who have melted faces probably look that way. Haha. :D
And the others just take the piss out of me.
Damm you Gerard Way lookalike you dick
I have three lookalikes in my school.
The Ryan Ross one included.
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