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I'm Going Mainstream.
6 ReviewsAnyone feel like finding out more about a 4'7 psycho Guatemalan girl? (Who also killed Justin Bieber. . .)
OKAY ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS ISN'T MCR CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOOK:
Gerard met a naked homeless man on the subway. His name was Frank. He had a lovely cock. Gerard was mildly turned on. He walked up to Frank. "My wife isn't here right now. Wanna have sex?" he whispered seductively in Frank's ear. Frank grinned naughtily.
"Sure, sexy thang." he bounded over and leaped on Gerard. He tore Gerard's shirt off to reveal defined, glistening abs and ripped off his pants. Frank nipped Gerard's neck and rolled his tongue over his chest. Gerard moaned.
"I'm so hard, Frankie. So. . . hard."
And than they had sex.
The end.
SEE? THERE'S MCR IN THERE!!!! SMUT, BITCHEZ. :D
I'm kidding. You don't have to fuck yourselves. I'll do it for you. ;D