Just sneak a peek. Get to know me a little.
HOLY FUCK! DIDN'T NOTICE YOU WERE READING THIS!
I decided to make a new profile since my other one was... Stupid...
Here we go :D
THE FOLLOWING MAY BE TOO RANDOM TO SEE WITH YOUR EYES. READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK! (Jazzy is not responsible for your deaths from laughter. It is Chuck Norris' fault.)
Hey it says ColorfulShadow on the top of this page. -points- See. And I didn't steal your lungs. -turns around and puts your lungs in a jar- Hehehe...
My full name is Jasmine Elizabeth Price but that name is a little girly for my liking so I go by Jazzy.
Colorful Shadow! Shadow for short. It is a long story on how my killjoy name is that but lets just say it involved me being hyper.
Well... I have boobs... That should mean something, then again I could be a guy with moobs. And I think that's a vagina down there... I don't know. It's probably just an awkward looking penis... I'm just going to say female... for now.
Oct. 20th. ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE FRANK'S! Boo yeah! -starts dancing-
I'll give you some hints. It starts with a 1 and ends with a 3... and it has "teen" at the end... MOTHER FUCK! I JUST GAVE IT AWAY!
USA -plays stars spangled banner and break dances- This place is ghetto...
Well I live in Stafford. People say it's a redneck place but they are wrong. This place is so ghetto it's not even funny. You should see a McDonalds at night... woo.
Bunny! Hop hop hop!
Yeah. I worship the Easter Kanga- Bunny I mean... I said Easter Bunny. I am innocent :3
And I believe Lord Death is real and will enroll me in the DWMA...
-hops away talking in a cartoonish voice-
:( FOREVER ALONE! ON MY CALENDER FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, IT'S MARKED FOREVER ALONE DAY. But I have a crush and I think he likes me back.
Shit! Not again!
Picture of yourself:
Sorry if I crack your screen:
I have glasses though. I just never take a picture wearing my glasses because I look like an old lady.
This is gonna be a mother fucker
My Chemical Romance
Black Veil Brides
All Time Low
Blood on the Dance Floor
Escape the Fate
Falling in Reverse
Three Days Grace
Fearless Vampire Killers
I have more but... it will take one million gazillion years.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer
Seed of Chucky
Nightmare on Elms Street
Friday the 13th
Freddy VS. Jason
Rise of the Guardians (I can't wait to get the DVD!)
Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton)
A Nightmare Before Christmas
The Corpse Bride
That's my Boy
Repo! The Genetic Musical
Jack the Giant Slayer
Castle in the Sky
And there is a lot more.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
And my mother's soap operas! (Kidding.)
Basically anything anime or just a cartoon.
Ummmm... Cirque Du Freak series
Touching Spirit Bear
Harry Potter series
MCR for being a badass band and teaching me it's okay not to be okay.
My family because they are always there when I need them.
My dog because he's the only boy who loves me and shows it by sniffing my ass.
The Avengers because... they are heroes (except Spiderman! Take that you whiny bitch!)
Chance and Andy for being awesome YouTubers and inspiring me to be funny and come up with crazy characters.
You guys because even though not all of you like me I know you will listen to my problems and put up with it. Plus I love you guys for being there and reading my stories.
And my brain for not malfunctioning....
Favorite video games:
American McGee's Alice
Alice: Madness Returns
Rabbids Go Home
Super Paper Mario
And do not make fun of me for this but... Animal Crossing City Folk. I love it!
Bandoms you write for:
MCR and MCR only. I try to come up with original plots even though they may be cliche at first.
FRASMINE! I SHIP IT! I SHIP IT HARD!
Serard! I ship that shit!
Bobifer. ALL OF THIS MAKES MY HEART BURN!
Sash! Yes! Sam and Ash! Yeah!
Gozzie! Hozzie and Gee!
Franina! I miss Penina and her awesome writing!
Oh oh oh! Plus Parker x Damien. Got to love those two (some of my friends.)
Being a fangirl
Being a couch potato
I like eating soup in the toilet :3
Ummmm... hahahahaha.... -eats pet toast and explodes-
I'm a dork for...
Playing a lot of Mario games (mostly Super Paper Mario)
Having an obsession with Rise of the Guardians (it's not funny...)
Knowing almost every line in the first Twilight movie.
And having a strange obsession with Slenderman.
"Dick's Sporting Goods sell balls!"
"Baseball is like fucking. Once you pass first base, it's always about scoring and balls."
"Stop! Loser time!"
"I don't want to get in a relationship because I don't want to deal with heartbreak and unnecessary drama."
"We are called the killjoys because we like to kill idiots for fun."
"Don't kick me when I'm down because when I get back up, you are so fucking dead!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is just for you."
"The reason people wear wedding rings on their left ring finger is because that is the only finger that has a vain that connects to the heart. I KNOW SOMETHING!"
"I find it racist that all they carry around are white guns..."
"Bitch, my skirt is inappropriate? At least I'm not the fatass who wore a short mini skirt and high heels to work and bend over for students to see the caboose!"
"I just hate knowing that he might not like me back. Oh well... at least I have Toastie."
"Mopia is a very bad disease where you have explosive diarrhea and have to stay in the bathroom for a whole month, sitting on the toilet while playing with hula hoops. Mopia may also cause you to be mentally retarded."
"I HAVE MOPIA! HOLY SHIT!"
I usually fangirl over bad guys and guys that are weird in a way.
I have a minor case of OCD and ADHD.
I may seem a little outgoing but if I actually met any of you I would actually be very quiet and shy until I got to know you. And when I'm used to you then I'll act like the person I am on the internet.
Out of all my friends I am the only one with true writing talent.
I love roses.
I have a metal rod in my back from a surgery that had to fix my scoliosis.
I'm actually pansexual.
Sample of your writing:
"Make a decision already. Either come with me and your friends and mutt will live. Or don't come at all and I will kill you and your friends. So what will it be?" Korse asked, tapping his gun against his chin as if he was thinking.
I had a strange feeling about this. One of us would get hurt no matter what. I know Korse like how I know the zones. He is a sick fuck and no matter what happens, someone will get hurt. I didn't want anyone to get hurt, but I had to choose... Either die with my friends... or go with this bastard and have my friends live.
I looked at Korse, then at my friends. They all looked frightened. I heard Spike whine, as if he knew what I would choose. "I'm sorry boy," I told the dog, hearing him let out a weak bark. I then looked at Korse again, and walked towards him slowly, stopping midway. I wanted to turn around and run to the people I can call family.
No. Stop thinking about turning back. Do what's right. Have them save themselves and you hold the bad guys back. I thought.
I sighed and continued to walk to Korse seeing him smirk. "Now that's a good girl." He looked at his pink haired assistant. "Nastasia, handcuff her and take her to the van," Korse said. My once best friend shoved her glasses up her nose and came to me, grabbing my arms and putting them behind my back, and putting a tight pair of handcuffs around my wrists. As she handcuffed me I looked down at the desert floor. Korse looked at the gang... my family. "Well, I guess we'll get going then. See you all in hell." He looked at Nastasia and signalled her to put me in the van.
I looked at my friends again, sadness on their faces. I then looked at one person in particular. Fun Ghoul. It pained me to look at him because of how I feel about him. How we can never be together. In fact, it pained be to look at anyone right now. I had a huge hole in my chest now, and it will never close. "Bye..." I whispered, looking at the ground again, trying my best not to cry.
As Nastasia took me to the white van, I heard Spike bark loudly and my friends calling for me. "You can't take her!" they would say. They weren't going to do anything though. They couldn't do anything. All they can do is stay away and be safe. And all I can do, is nothing. I'll become a mindless worker, but this was for the best. If they will be alright then, I'm fine.
Nastasia shoved me into the van, smiling at me. "Welcome to the family Jazzy," she said, getting in with me and closing the van door. "We can now be best friends forever." She then hugged me.
I shook her off and looked down at the van floor, sobbing. "I didn't want this at all."
Nastasia looked at me. "Don't cry Jazz. You made the right choice." I felt Nastasia pat my back, trying to comfort me.
"I'll miss you guys," I whispered.
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