"It'll be okay. Let's just try to forget what happened yesterday, okay?"
- Okay, I stop studying, read this and
OMFG I MAD JALEX
THEY ARE "STRAIGHT"
RYAN NO FUCKFUCK STOP
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
THEY ARE MY OTMOTHERFUCKINGP
Ryan, damn you....
I love this omg,
Brendon tries getting her back, drama insues, Brendon gets punched, beaten, goes out with her best friend in attempts to get her back
JACK AND ALEX GET REVENGE ON RYAN FOR RUINING THEIR SEXY SECKS TIME
YOU MADE JALEX
THE SHIP NAME AND THE VERY FIRST SMUT FICTION OF JALEX
RYAN WAS ONLY DOING PAPA JOHN'S DUTIES
BEAT JOHN UP
BRENDON GETS BEATEN XD
BUT HER BEST FRIEND IS YOU SAM
JALEX REVENGE XD
(#) LaurentheHuman 2013-01-22 07:55:38 PMPushy Virgin Ryan is just my favourite thing ever.
Yanno, since Sam's Jalex plans obviously work so well, she could get Brendon and Jennifer back together. xD
Hmm. Perhaps sweet Patrick notices how sad Brendon is without his Jennifer and he knows she still has feelings for him, so he decides to get them back together because he can't stand people being sad and he knows they're most happy together. That's what he wants most; them to be happy because he loves them both so much.
He goes to Bren saying he'll help him get his girl back, but he swears to kill him if he hurts her again.
Jesus. Write a fucking novel, Lauren, why dontcha. xD
Author's responsePUSHY VIRGIN RYAN FTW
SAM'S PLAN WAS BRILLIANT :D
Awww That would be so sweet for him to do. MAYBE I'll use it.
BUT POOR PATRICK
HE WON'T HAVE HIS GURL
You really want them to get back together, don't cha? XD
CHICKS AND DICKS
I GOTS THE GOOD JON
IMMA KICK YO' ASS AND GIVE YOU THE SAME TREATMENT AS I GAVE THE STOMACH FLU,
and he will never be the same O.o
NAW I AM A BEST FRIEND :3
"COME'ERE PETE YOU SLUT KISS ME AND MAKE JEN JEALOUS!"
YOU GOT THE GOOD JON :D
OMFG AND HIM AND THE STOMACH FLU COULD CRY TOGETHER
YOU ARE HER BEST FRIEND IN THE STORY GURL
- -dies at laughing of the part about making Jen jealous-
STAY AWAY FROM THE SEXY-GOOD-AMAZING JON
I WILL WHOOP YOU
Ryan, c'mere; behind this plant
Ryan: Why is there a pla- Sam what are you doing
Oh yes, they could go to therapy together
RYAN GO FUCK MIRANDA WITH CLOTHES ON
IF THERE ARE CLOTHES IT DOESNT COUNT AS SEX
That reminds me, my friend pretty much land sharked me today with clothes on
Author's responseRyan: SAM NU DAT HURTZ Y R U DOIN DIS I ONLI DID MI JOB Y ;~;
THAT LEADS TO CERTAIN URGES
- Yeah Lauren,
Pikey lasts until Amy runs in and rips Pete's nuts off for taking Mikey :P
I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THAT WAY
I HAD TO SEE A THERAPIST
SHE WAS CREEPY
I WAS LIKE
"EWW no peasant"
CLOSE YOUR EYES
-yells to Jack and Alex-
NOW NOW NOW!!