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A Lookalike Update!
8 ReviewsOmfg I forgot to tell you of him.
Okay,
so,
Ya know how you guys said he liked me? (Ryan Ross lookalike)
Well, first of all,
I found out his name.
Alex.
When I found it out, I went all West Side Story on his ass.
"Alex
I just met a girl named Alex"
Ehhh?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?
No?
None of you get it?
Okay.
Anywho.
Two.
You were all wrong, mofos XD
Alex has a girlfriend.
A brown girlfriend with black curly hair, a love for Hollister, and a love for showing her boobs even though she's 14. Yes, her boobs just hang out. She has them out there.
Just putting that out there...pun intended.
Anywho
I was kind of crushed
But he could've been a jerk for all I know.
And they wouldn't have called it a crush if someone wasn't gonna be crushed once in a while.
Oh well.
So there ya have it!
so,
Ya know how you guys said he liked me? (Ryan Ross lookalike)
Well, first of all,
I found out his name.
Alex.
When I found it out, I went all West Side Story on his ass.
"Alex
I just met a girl named Alex"
Ehhh?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?
No?
None of you get it?
Okay.
Anywho.
Two.
You were all wrong, mofos XD
Alex has a girlfriend.
A brown girlfriend with black curly hair, a love for Hollister, and a love for showing her boobs even though she's 14. Yes, her boobs just hang out. She has them out there.
Just putting that out there...pun intended.
Anywho
I was kind of crushed
But he could've been a jerk for all I know.
And they wouldn't have called it a crush if someone wasn't gonna be crushed once in a while.
Oh well.
So there ya have it!
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