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BLOGGING
1 ReviewsBasically blogging about my shitty life.
Ok basically I spend my entire life tweeting everything I do, but some of the stuff I want to say I can't because ONLY 140 FUCKING CHARACTERS!! and also the fact that my sister found my account and now follows me. (Yes the horrible bitchy sister that tells me I am a worthless pathetic human being.) So I wanted somewhere that I can talk about my day and I can write as much as I like and won't be judged by my sister.
Today on my way walking home I swore at some 2nd year girls which was fun. Basically I was walking home after school with a couple of my friends and these 3 girls were behind us when one of them randomly shouts "ARSE-HOLES" my initial thought is "obviously this brain dead skank and her followers are wanting to get past us. So being closest to the edge of the pavement, I moved in to give them space to skip ahead of us bows down yes I am a lovely gentleman aren't I? But apparently their massive arses needed more space than I had given them. So the same girl shouts "I HATE SLOW WALKING PEOPLE." Cheeky little cunt! So I shout back at her "Maybe you should go in front of us THEN!" she replies "GOOD IDEA" and proceeds to shove her way past me and my friends. Obviously on there way past us I shouted "Arse-holes" because I'm lovely
Now when her and her friends are a little bit ahead of us I then notice the length of their skirts- oh wait that's not a skirt that's just a belt you've put on. THEY WERE SO FUCKING SHORT! Seriously you are 2 years below me mate and you're dressing like a slag. So getting rid of my gentlemanliness rips off monocle and moustache (I don't even know what I'm on about) and I scream at them.
"PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN YOUR SKIRT DOWN YOU WHORE! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR ARSE!" I enjoy my life at these times.
The main bitch turned around and looked at me like this: http://memecrunch.com/meme/C8ZL/u-wot-m8/image.png
I pissed myself laughing while my friends are like :OOO "BECCA! You can't speak to people like that!"
"Why would you say things like that?"
"Don't shout at people like that!"
I just told them that that girl was a rude cunt to me so I'm hardly going to be very nice to her now am I? My friends didn't really like that answer. What do you guys think? If someone speaks to you like you are shit and they are better than you, should you just lie down and take it or throw it back in their faces like the bitches they are? Please tell me the answer holy ficwaddians.....Seriously I want to know if I am a twat or not? Help meh
Today on my way walking home I swore at some 2nd year girls which was fun. Basically I was walking home after school with a couple of my friends and these 3 girls were behind us when one of them randomly shouts "ARSE-HOLES" my initial thought is "obviously this brain dead skank and her followers are wanting to get past us. So being closest to the edge of the pavement, I moved in to give them space to skip ahead of us bows down yes I am a lovely gentleman aren't I? But apparently their massive arses needed more space than I had given them. So the same girl shouts "I HATE SLOW WALKING PEOPLE." Cheeky little cunt! So I shout back at her "Maybe you should go in front of us THEN!" she replies "GOOD IDEA" and proceeds to shove her way past me and my friends. Obviously on there way past us I shouted "Arse-holes" because I'm lovely
Now when her and her friends are a little bit ahead of us I then notice the length of their skirts- oh wait that's not a skirt that's just a belt you've put on. THEY WERE SO FUCKING SHORT! Seriously you are 2 years below me mate and you're dressing like a slag. So getting rid of my gentlemanliness rips off monocle and moustache (I don't even know what I'm on about) and I scream at them.
"PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN YOUR SKIRT DOWN YOU WHORE! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR ARSE!" I enjoy my life at these times.
The main bitch turned around and looked at me like this: http://memecrunch.com/meme/C8ZL/u-wot-m8/image.png
I pissed myself laughing while my friends are like :OOO "BECCA! You can't speak to people like that!"
"Why would you say things like that?"
"Don't shout at people like that!"
I just told them that that girl was a rude cunt to me so I'm hardly going to be very nice to her now am I? My friends didn't really like that answer. What do you guys think? If someone speaks to you like you are shit and they are better than you, should you just lie down and take it or throw it back in their faces like the bitches they are? Please tell me the answer holy ficwaddians.....Seriously I want to know if I am a twat or not? Help meh
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