If anyone wanted to know about the awkward Guatemalan midget in the corner, now's your chance. *EDITS*
Username: chickenwithataco You better remember that name, cos you're gunna be screamin' it all night long. ;D
I'm Hispanic, okay? Chickens. . tacos. . both very abundant where I come from. There's also opium but I don't want y'all to think I'm a druggie.
Gender: feels self I am. . . is that a bra . . . yes, yes it is . . . I'm a female.
Country: Guatemala. Not really, it is the wonderful U S of A.
City: Now why would you want to know that? staring at you suspiciously but when everyone looks away mouths call me
Religion: My boss is a Jewish carpenter. Guess.
Relationship status: Single. Line up, ladies.
Picture of yourself (optional): I'm not a murderer.
My Chemical Romance
The White Stripes
The Black Keys
Of Monsters and Men
Mindless Self Indulgence
All Time Low
Panic! At The Disco
Sleeping With Sirens
Pierce The Veil
The Woman In Black
Life On The Murder Scene
The Devil's Arithmetic
Night Of The Living Dead
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Favourite TV shows:
The Walking Dead
The Big Bang Theory
My Little Pony
Favourite Books: As I can't think of any at the top of my head, I'll put this in later.
Heroes: unitedsuck007, My Chemical Romance, my twin brother
Bandoms you write for: My Chemical Romance
Pairings you ship: FRIA (mah OTP), Frerard, Waycest, Franina, Frasmine, Serard, Cherard, Mamy, Bobifer, Rayven, Gozzie, Madie (Me and Sadie), Sash, Ashlie, ChickenIsNotATacoOnFire (Becca and I)
In your opinion, what is the best story on Ficwad you feel you've ever written?: Don't feckin' knowww.
Your favourite authors on here: unitedsuck007, CosmicZombie, AshIsNotOnFire/HatedEyes, XxlovefrankieroxX, RayTorosArmy, theescapist99, BipolarUnicorn, scarlett_fitch2027, IndiaGirl
Your favourite fics on here: First Of The Gang To Die. The only true favorite.
Ficwad authors you think have cool personalities (optional: Sadie, Becca, Penina, Ash, Hozzie. Sam, Raven, AJ, Ellie, Jasmine, AJ, Christy, Amy, Lauren, Abbie, Aven
Recording of yourself reading part of a fic (optinal): Nahh, sorry.
Sample of your writing:
"What'd you get your fro stuck on this time?" he grinned.
"Frank's guitar. FRANK IF WE HAVE TO CUT MY FRO I'M GONNA KILL YOU." Ray yelled. The short one, Frank huffed and crossed his arms. His beaten Converse scuffed the pavement.
"How do you know it's mine?"
"It says Property Of The Sexy Rhythm Guitarist." Ray grumbled. He tried to tug himself out and yelped in pain. "DAMMIT FRANKLIN!" Frank winced and backed away. "Fuckin' midget. . . "
The sky was starting to darken as Gerard and Mikey struggled to yank Ray out. They were stood outside of a dilapidated blue motel when a large red truck rumbled up to them. A grizzled, hairy man stuck his head out.
"Y'all need a ride?" he called, and spat tobacco juice on the ground. Frank squealed and jumped in Gerard's arms, bridal style. Gerard rolled his eyes and dropped Frank on the ground with a thud.
Mikey was the first to speak up. "As you can see, sir, we were just about to enter this lovely-" Gerard elbowed him.
"Why is that'un stickin' his ass out?" Frank giggled at the question.
"I'm part of a porn shoot." Ray growled.
"He got his fro stuck on my friend's guitar." Gerard explained.
"Welp. In that case, I can help detach yer friend." the man smiled showing some missing teeth. He climbed into his truck and pulled out a nasty looking chainsaw and started it up.
"What's that noise?" Ray whimpered.
From: Do You Have The Keys To The Hotel?
Facts about me:
1. I'm sixteen but prefer to go as a fifteen-year-old cos I don't wanna grow up.
2. I'm bisexual.
3. I love to be held or carried.
4. I'm only 4'7.
5. I'm adopted.
6. I've tried to commit suicide six times now.
7. My favorite color is purple.
8. I'm Guatemalan
9. I used to be an actress in Los Angeles.
10. I live in Amerricka.
Find me on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/maria.cassem if ya'd like.