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JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST
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GUYS! Yesterday I had the funniest P.S.E lesson ever. Basically we are now having Sex Education and my teacher was teaching us about contraception (my class is the only one with a male P.S.E teacher >_> umm) and so he got out packets of condoms and gave one to each group. Then while all of us are giggling to ourselves, I hear another girl literally scream with laughter and we look at the teachers desk to find...
FOUR PLASTIC PENISES
I DIED LAUGHING! It was too funny. For one my teacher said don't stick your fingers in the condom and then did exactly that! His fingers were covered in lube LOL! Also the tip of a condom is called...the teet...I for one found this hilarious. Me and a guy in my class left the room at the end of the day shouting TEETS at all the first years we could see, which included my little brother XD One guy at the back of the class seemed as though he did not want to let go of the penis his group had been given >_> heheheh I laughed a lot that period. It was last period and I had spent the entire day trying not to cry and that was the only time I was able to forget what had happened the night before.
I've decided that I'm either going to sing On My Own, Castle on a Cloud or I Dreamed a Dream from Les Misérables or if you guys think I should do another than just let me know. I would quite like to do a My Chemical Romance song but I can't decide.
FOUR PLASTIC PENISES
I DIED LAUGHING! It was too funny. For one my teacher said don't stick your fingers in the condom and then did exactly that! His fingers were covered in lube LOL! Also the tip of a condom is called...the teet...I for one found this hilarious. Me and a guy in my class left the room at the end of the day shouting TEETS at all the first years we could see, which included my little brother XD One guy at the back of the class seemed as though he did not want to let go of the penis his group had been given >_> heheheh I laughed a lot that period. It was last period and I had spent the entire day trying not to cry and that was the only time I was able to forget what had happened the night before.
I've decided that I'm either going to sing On My Own, Castle on a Cloud or I Dreamed a Dream from Les Misérables or if you guys think I should do another than just let me know. I would quite like to do a My Chemical Romance song but I can't decide.
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