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Profile of a What

by JayBVB 9 reviews

Oh hi

Category: Drama - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-03-02 - 513 words

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I decided to do this, because I am just sitting here in pain with a broken leg/knee/foot and a fucked up ankle/arm; don’t ask how but this all came from snowboarding
Real Name: Alexis Jayceline –insert my last name here-
HAPPY YOU KNOW MY NAME! There are reasons why I prefer Jay

Username: If you tell me, I’ll pay you 50 dollars in monopoly money

Gender: Female. Although half the time ‘AJ’ is usually a guy’s name

Country: District 12

City: A 5 minute walk from the Bakery

Religion: The ‘fuck-it-who-needs-religion’ belief

Relationship status: Dating an amazing guy named Kellin :3 (Not Kellin Quinn, although that would be fucking amazing) he’s cute, and I love his hair (he has emo hair, all straight and black and sexy) :D

Picture of yourself (optional): No.

Favourite musicians/bands:

Almost anything except mainstream pop/hip hop/rap and country
I hate country


Favourite movies:

Finding Fucking Nemo

Favourite TV shows:


Border Security
Family Guy
Futurama
The Simpsons
I don’t watch much tv

Favourite Books:

Beautiful Disaster (There is so much sex in that book; omfg once they got together….they liked to fuck)
The Uglies series
Alex Rider Series
Perks of Being a Wallflower (feels)
Cirqu Du Freak series
Hunger Games
Vladimire Todd

Heroes: Trent, um Sam, mmm, Nemo ;) (YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND MY LOVE FOR FINDING FUCKING NEMO) Ben Burnley

Bandoms you write for: I do more original character work

Pairings you ship:

Sash- That shit is adorable
Jay/Kellin (What?!)
Squidgy/OM&M (hehe)
Jalex
Rian/Casadee
Well any band member with the person they’re in love with really

In your opinion, what is the best story on Ficwad you feel you've ever written? Nighttime Terrors (or whatever I called it); just based off the insane amount of nightmares I face and how fucked they are :/

Your favourite authors on here:

Sam41
HatedEyes(one of my favorites like holy shit, she’s great)
RyanCyanideKiller
BipolarUnicorn
xXchickenwithatacoXx / fatherfuckingmeese
Mikeys_Glasses / Colorblind_


Your favourite fics on here:

Anything really by HatedEyes (she has a more, dark writing style, I respect that)
We Do It In The Dark- Sam41
A Thousand Words-The-Corpse
Yeah I read a lot of fics; but I’m too lazy to review xP

FicWad authors you think have cool personalities (optional): Sam because I know her (and molested her a couple times for food and music) and Ash, because she said she liked me :3
Talk to me or something, I feel so alone here like damn

Sample of your writing:
Err later

Extra facts about me:

-I'm 16(and can’t drive right now)
- I broke my leg, foot and knee, fucked up my ankle and a bunch’a muscles due to a snowboarding accident
-My best friend is Lizard (his real name is Iseah, but he has a really long tongue, so he got nicknamed Lizard)
-I currently live with my brother Trent
-My parents split, got back together after a bit
-I am overtired
-Fuck this shit
-I’m hopefully dying my hair part blue
-Bye
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