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Chapter 3: Convincing Party

"No! Absolutely not!" Party shouted, storming in to the living room causing a scene. I followed behind him with Spike by my side.

"Oh come on Party! We could use him!"

So here is what exactly happened. Party is a diva over almost everything I should tell you. If he doesn't get what he wants he goes all ape shit and acts childish.

Anyway, when I asked Fuel where he was she wanted to know why I needed to talk to him, so I showed her Spike.

"A dog Shadow!?" she practically yelled. I kept on telling her to shush. "Party is going to flip!"

"I know, but Spike is worth it," I said, petting the Golden Retriever.

"Okay, that's sort of creepy, but be prepared to get your hopes down."

So when Fuel told me that Party was in the training room, I made Spike follow me there.

"Just stay here," I told Spike, walking into the room.

When I told Party that I had to ask him something, he was pretty confused. And then I asked him...

"What do you think about having a dog?"

And when he asked me why, I showed him Spike and he went all King Kong, saying that we can't have a dog. He then called for a group meeting, and that what leads us to now. Causing a scene in the living room.

"No! No, no, no!"

"Give me one good reason why we can't have a dog," I said, sitting down on one of the couches, crossing my arms.

Party ran his hand through his red hair. "We already have a kid here at base."

Radio then hopped out of her seat, causing Party to look at her. "Hey! I'm nineteen and technically an adult, thank you very much!" she yelled. I sighed and put my head in my hands, groaning. Radio then got pulled back down by Kobra Kid, her boyfriend and Party's younger brother.

"I don't think he was talking about you sweetie," Kobra said, rubbing Radio's back. "I think he was talking about Missile."

"Oh." She looked at Party and I. "Well then... you two may continue..." She made a hand gesture while saying that, and sat back.

"Thank you," Party responded, looking back at me. "And I was talking about Missile. It's bad enough she's here."

Missile Kid gasped and pretended to cry. "Glad to know you love me," the ten year old said, going over to Jet Star.

"It's okay," Jet Star said. "Your fro bro is here for you..."

"Fro bro!" Missile Kid hugged Jet. "And fro sis for life! Fro power!"

I giggled at Missile and looked up at Party. "Please Party!"

"No! Dogs bring nothing but trouble." Spike then tilted his head, lifting up an ear to be adorable. Party looked at him. "Not working Retriever." Spike then whined.

I sighed. "Spike took down a Drac though! He cracked it's skull by biting it," I proceeded. "He can also be a guard dog! Think about it!"

Fun Ghoul then walked in the room, late for meeting as usual. "What's with all the commotion?" he asked, taking a seat next to me, making me scoot over to the other side of the couch. He scoffed at me and layed back. "I don't get why you hate me."

"I have reasons dumbass," I said, looking away from him. Nobody actually knows why I hate him, nor why he hates me. Maybe it's because we're just too different or something.

"Whatever." He closed his eyes and put his hands behind his head. "So what's up with this meeting?"

"Why don't you open your eyes for once..."

He groaned and opened his eyes, noticing Spike. Ghoul was awestruck. "Oh my gosh it's a dog!"

"Oh here we go," Toxic Rayine mumbled, face palming herself. I giggled at her, and she just smiled at me.

"It's a dog! Oh my yay! It's so adorable!" Ghoul exclaimed, petting Spike who was obviously uncomfortable. "How are you little doggy?" Spike tried biting his hand, making me smile. I mouthed at Spike, saying good boy.

"Can you please stop petting my dog? He doesn't like your messy hands on him," I said, slapping Ghoul's hands.

Ghoul looked at me. "Your dog? Since when was he your dog?"

"Since I found him at a gas station today, doing something that's good for the team, unlike you."

"Unlike me? What the fuck are you talking about Little Miss Rainbow?"

I shook off the name he just called me. "Well, you don't see me sleeping all day and taking up space."

"Oh really? You want to go there?" he asked, getting in my face.

"Sorry... I can't here anything over your shit breath."

"If you two are going to make out then please, go in another room," Nightmare Fuel said, making gagging noises while eating some chips. Igot up from the couch quickly, getting away from Fun Ghoul, blushing a little.

"Awe shit. Shadow's blushing," Jack of Hearts taunted, smiling a goofy smile.

I looked at her, trying my best to stop blushing. "Nuh uh! You're just delusional! Besides, you were probably just seeing my makeup!"

"You're wearing makeup?" Ghoul asked. "I thought makeup was supposed to help people become... ummm... prettier."

I growled at him. "And I thought that if you were supposed to get beauty sleep, you would become more beautiful then the Frankenstein you are."

"Take that back!"

"Or else what? You'll hurt me? You don't have the balls too."

"Oh shit... now they're gonna fuck!" Missile Kid joked. Everyone in the room looked at her, shocked. Even Spike looked at her. "What? It's okay for people to make brainwashing pills without strange looks, but when a ten year old says a bad word, it's horrible!? What has this world come to?"

I giggled. "I think you've been around me too much."

"You got that right. You have the mouth of a drunken sailor."

"And you better fucking remember that!" I then looked back at Party, continuing our argument. "Please! Can we keep him? I'll be responsible for everything, I promise."

Party's girlfriend Syanide Skull then walked up to him. She was also one of my friends and would convince Party for anything. "A dog could be useful," she said. "Just think about it."

Party then sighed, not wanting to argue with his girl. "Fine, but if I see dog hair on ANYTHING that belongs to me you octopus head" He got up in my face. "I'm going to frigging kill you. You got that?"

I literally squealed and jumped up. "Yay! Oh my God! Thanks." I then remembered what he said. "By anything did that count the car too?"

"Yeah."

"Oh..." I laughed nervously. "Okay then. Just to let you know I have access to Fuel's chainsaw if I need it. Isn't that right girl?"

"Lol... no!" Fuel responded. I glared at her and she smiled nervously. "I'm just kidding. Of course you do."

"Good..." I then walked up to Spike and crouched down to look at the dog. "Looks like you're staying boy."

Spike tackled me and then licked my face, making me laugh. "Okay okay! I know you're happy but don't attack me. Attack Party!"

Spike then got off me and went for Party, tackling him to the ground and started to lick his face. Everyone in the room burst out laughing.

At least I was right about one thing, Spike would cheer this place up.

"Fuck yeah!" Missile shouted, jumping in the air. "We got a dog!"

"You may want to lay off the bad words girl," I told her.

"Okay."

And there you have it. I guess this was more of a filler but meh. I put in a Soul Eater quote in there and if anyone sees it, I will love you, literally. Just to let you know, shit happens later on people. R&R!

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