In which Torn swears it won't happen a second time, a fourth time, and most definately not an eighth time.
Warnings: I wanna write Torn- Dammit get back here! This drabble is too damn short for much character assasination.
Notes: Written for an LJ interest challenge. I almost took Torn off my list because I can't get a handle on him. Please do share any opinions. The second person? Eh, it can be whomever you want it to be. grins
The first time it happened, Torn swore off drinking for the rest of his life. The second time it happened, he swore off going to the Naughty Ottsel all together. The third time he stopped eating Tess' food, which lasted until she started asking questions and he started eating again to shut her up. He blamed her for the fourth and sixth time because of it. He ended up blaming metalheads for the fifth time, though he was sorely tempted to blame it all on Jak. The seventh time, Torn swore vehemently, would be the absolute last time it happened.
Which made waking up naked and with a face full of red hair, again/, just that much more irritating. Shutting his eyes tightly he did /not groan.
Dammit, he'd done it again.
Edit: Well, I was told numerous times that the drabble was too confusing as it was, so I added just a bit more to it. Hopefully this clears the confusion up without detracting too much from it. Did it?