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Hi there :3

by MCR-99 2 reviews

Hello people :3

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-04-01 - Updated: 2013-04-01 - 706 words

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Hewwo everyone!

How are you doing? I'm good, I'm good.

So, guess what day it is today.... APRIL GODDAMN FUCKING FOOLS.

Have you seen the twitter prank yet? I have, and nearly had a heart attack at the thought I had Dan, Phil and everyone in MCR following me, but I don't, so..

Today, I'll be telling April Fool's pranks to myself, and I'll cry because of how untrue they are. Like this one....

My Mind: Hey Sadie?

Me: Yes, voice in my mind?

My Mind: Did you know, how many band members love you right now, and want to marry you?

Me: HOLY JEEZ WHAT? HOW MANY?!

My Mind: None... HAPPY APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKER hehehehe.

Me: ¬_¬ Fuck you.

See how I taunt myself? This happens when I get massively lonely..

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OKAY. LETS TALK FICS.

So, I'll update ALAYHWMINIBO (As Long As You're Here With Me, I Know I'll Be Okay) sometime today. It'll be the court case, against my Dad, (fic Dad, not my real Dad..) and he gets done for abuse on a young child in his care, and loads of counts of sexual assault on a young child. So, child abuse basically. Then, in the chapter after that (which I'mma write tonight by the way :3) is the Pete Wentz party, basically to 'get my mind off of everything that has happened'. There'll be Sash, Jalex, Kadie and Fria. Here is a sneaky peek:

I look around at all the party-goers. Wow, this party was packed, but, hey. I had all my friends here, so tonight'll be fun. Well, Pete knew how to throw a fucking party. Me and Kellin entered the party, me practically hanging on to him as if my life depended on it, but I soon tensed up..

See? Sneaky Peeky for you guys only!

Also...

DO YOU WANT ANY OF THE PEOPLES IN THESE PAIRINGS TO FUCK? I CAN MAKE THEM I WILL TELL THEM THE GET NO COOKIES IF NOT. I WILL DO IT.

Also, one quick side note, to do with PTV.

I know most of the chorus to A Match Into Water. Here, look at me sing it!

Make me a promise here tonight, love like a tidal wave.
Dreamless in early graves, I'd never want it to be this way.
The chemicals will bring you home again, this is it.
When we're done we say that..


That s all I know right now.

Also, with the seven minutes in heaven thing I'm doing tonight.
I'mma make it a proper party, a fucking sleepover. SO BRING YOUR JAMMIES FicWad ones, not real pajamas. It'll be fake sleeping too, as we are all in different time zones.

We shall have, at this awesome party...

- Jalex
- Pete Wentz
- Horror flicks
- CHEESECAKE.
- Thirty Minutes In Heaven.
- Fangirling.
- Random shit, that is extremely halarious.

Also, with Seven minutes in heaven, I'll bring a few band members over to our side. By that, I mean I'll bring people over to make pairings, for example, I'll make Frerard and Jalex. mhm. But, if any of you want people in those pairings, you still can :) Just pick a random colour and I'll pick a random band member, from my poster. Also, if you wanna get drunk, even though you won't be, ya can.

K I'll go now. I haz a feeling me and my sister and my cousins will be going shopping today, and I wanna go, because I wanna buy some converse and skinny jeans, and maybe eyeliner too. Also, I'mma bring up the Grindstore thing again, and see if I can get some band tops and BVB badges from there. Unless, the store that sells converse, sells band tops too, then I can get some from there... I'll be taking my headphones too, having one in so I can still talk to people, but I don't want my cousins listening in, because I'd have to bend down and it hurts my back like a bitch. Unless.. wait my Mum could've gone now.. oh well, I get a day for just ME YEAH!

goes fucking nuts, because you only live once!

KK I'm hyper again, SOMEONE TALK TO ME I WANNA TALK TO YOU PEOPLE.
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