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NO NO NO NO NO.

by MCR-99 8 Reviews

NO.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/03 - Updated: 2013/04/03 - 457 words

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GUYS.
ALL AMERICAN FICWADDIANS.

AJ. MIA. JAZZY.

AMERICA IS GETTING BOMBED TOMORROW.
IT'S ON TWITTER.

GUYS I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE NO.

Right.

Book a flight to my house. Now.

YOU WILL LIVE WITH ME. YOU WILL.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE ON ME.
NO I WON'T LET YOU.

WE WILL HAVE FUN IN MY ROOM. WE WILL HAVE PARTYS AND FANGIRL OVER MY POSTERS.

plays a sad tune for America

But, seriously.
If that bomb harms Kellin, Vic, Alex, Gerard, Mikey, Ray, Frank, Jack, or ANY of my fave band members, shit will go DOWN.
I don't want hot as fuck band members to die, without meeting me first.

It's late, and I'm hyper.
Not a good thing.

now, back to what I was saying. I will tribute all three of you girls.

AJ, you is my Mama. You may not know it, but you is. I know how I was at your party, but it was late and I wasn't thinking right, and my case of BandMemberObsessitis was back again.

BandMemberObsessitis - When you obsess over Band Members and cannot stop. It is a serious disease that is contagious and uncontrolable.
Symptoms of this disease are: Fangirling. Writing creepy fanfics about them. Staring demonicaly at their pictures.

Now.
Back to tributing.

Jazzy.
You is my sissy. My crazy hobo across da street. Me wuvs you. :33

Mia.
OMFG MIA MY KITTY MY CHICKY MY KIT-CHICKY MY BUBBY. YOU IS MAH BUBBY AND I DON'T. REPEAT. DON'T WANT YOUS TO EVER DIE WE SHALL LIVE TOGETHER FOREVER IN LAND OF THE BANDS. YOU GET FRANKIE AND ME GETS KELLIN AND WE WILL RIDE EVERYWHERE ON NYAN CATS WITH JAZZY AND AJ AND WE SHALL SHIT RAINBOWS.


I FORGOT PEOPLE.
ELLIE.

ELLIE YOU IS MAH CRAZY, CHEESECAKE-FETISHER. MAH BEE EFF EFF AND WE WILL TOGETHER BE IN THE LAND OF THE BANDS AND WE WILL BE AWESOME AND ALL DA GIRLS AND BOYS WILL BE LIKE 'WHO ARE DEM CRAY-CRAY GURLS DEY ARE COOL.' ME LOVES YOU FOR EVA AND EVA AND WILL NEVA EVA STOP.

ASH.
ASH YOU IS AWESOME AND ME LOVES YOU. BOWS TO YOUR AWESOMENESS

SAM.
SAM YOU AWESOME GAL YOU HAZ DA BEST MUSIC TASTE OKAY. BOWS TO YOUR AWESOMENESS TOO

I HOPE I GOT EVERYONE. IF NOT. KNOW I LOVE YOU.

rocks back and forth in tears cuz you all might die and I don't want you to cuz if you do Sadie will be sad and not know what to do or who to turn to because band members might be dead too and that would make me even more sad, resulting in ongoing sadness and tears and omfg this is getting sad and I don't like it
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