Categories > Original > Humor > Diary Of A Teenage Fangirl.

P-A-R-T-Y.

by MCR-99 44 reviews

If ya know how to spell, ya know what is a-happening now!

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-04-05 - Updated: 2013-04-05 - 69 words

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THE RULES OF THIS PARTY ARE:

1. No abstinence. Go god damn fucking bonkers, but bring protection.

2. Band members ARE allowed. But, if you bring Popstars I'm afraid I have to brutally murder them.

3. GO GOD DAMN FUCKING BONKERS.

4. Get high if you want.

5. Go sugar-crazed.

6. Be kind to the newbies.

K. GO. HAVE FUN.

blasts bands, and the band members and youtubers slowly lurk out from their hiding spot
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