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NO MORE PARTYS.

by MCR-99 15 Reviews

NONE. NADA. ZILCHO. NO MORE. THEY'VE FADED TO THE MIST. I NEARLY SAID 'FADED TO THE MOIST.' MOIST. MO-IS-T. OH GOD. WHAT IS THIS SUMMARY BECOMEING? GODDAMN EASTER EGGS.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/06 - Updated: 2013/04/06 - 331 words

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Okay. You heard by the summary. The extremely long summary. The extremely long, random, summary. The extremely long, random, cra-

Sadie stop.

Fine.
Goddamn band members ruining my crazy randomness.
IT'S THEIR FAULT I'M LIKE THIS. IT'S THEIR FAULT I HAVE SO MUCH CRAZY ENERGY UP INSIDE ME AND CAN'T LET IT OUT IN PUBLIC AS EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE 'da fuq?' AND IT WILL BE WIERD. IT WILL BE -

What point of 'stop' didn't you get?

Okay, I'll stop.

But, anywhore.
I won't be having anymore parties.

(You gaspies) Why?

Because.. I don't really know? People don't like my parties.

So, I'll just go back to the 'one-person-bedroom-mosh-pit-of-loneliness'. They're quite fun, but basically you are just slamming yourself into random shit. Ouchies. But, it amuses me.

So. I'll basically have no life for Saturday and Friday nights anymore. Not like I did anyway. No one in the internet world has one, they were collected as soon as you sign up for this site. There's a secret box, that is hidden on the sign-up for this site, saying:

"Tick here if you want your life taken away, never to be taken back." If you don't tick it, they take it anyway.

Yeah. I'm random.

I had a cool dream last night, where I met Andy Biersack. The only way I knew it was a dream was that in my dream I could manage a conversation with him. In real life I'd be like 'enter random noises here that creep any celeb out and make them never come back' whereas in my dream I was like 'So, do you like pizza? Do you have a dog? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR?'. Yep. Was definitly a dream.

HOW IS IT 4PM ALREADY WTF HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL DAY? REALLY?

quote from a bit in a PTV funny video:

"Where the fuck is my life? Seriously has anyone seen it?"

Oh, Mike. You are like me so well.
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