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Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:11:59 AMOkay. SO, not chocolate.
Cover it in....
Author's responseSame thing.
"Please tell me why your powerful anaconda of homosexual love and homosexual joy is covered in taffy."
"I'm not quite sure why you're not asking about the bow."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:14:45 AM"COME ON, DAMMIT. I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS FUCKING BOW!"
"Ohhh, did you dip your nuts in caramel?"
"OH FUCK YOU!"
Author's responseOnce I get my computer fixed, I will email you, and we will do a collab fic of all the times Gerard has tried to make his dick look appealing and Frank has gone "dude, no."
"COME ON FRANKIE, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED COFFEE!"
"Yes, but I'm not sure it'll taste the same now."
"I poured hot fucking coffee over my goddamn fucking crotch, you will lick it or die trying."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:20:38 AMYes. It could be a series of one-shots.
Please let this happen.
"Gerard. I am not licking tomato sauce off your dick."
"Oh C'mon, Frank. You're Italian!"
Author's responseThis is so going to happen.
"Did... did you just dip your dick in vodka?"
"You can get drunk off sucking my dick."
"I'm more worried about my vodka."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:24:32 AM"Frank. Guess who bought you skittles!"
"Oh cool. Where are they?"
"I stuck them on my dick using cake frosting."
"Get out of my house."
Author's responseI WOKE UP MY HOUSE LAUGHING.
"Hey, Frank, wanna play a game?"
"Mm, yeah. What is it?"
"I've put half sugar, half salt on my dick. It's your job to lick it off and tell me which is which."
"Right, get out, and take Mikey with you."