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(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18"FRANK. HURRY. IT'S AN EMERGENCY."
"What? What happened?!"
"I tried to coat my nuts in hot chocolate. Please get me some ice."
Author's response"Gewawd I actuawwy hate youw."
"Not my fault you put extra spicy salsa on my dick because you said it would be like nachos."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18"Frank, I heard you enjoy peanut butter."
"Fuck you. No."
"OH COME ON, I COVERED IT IN RAISINS. FLIES ON A LOG, FRANK. FLIES ON A LOG!"
Author's response"You know what they say, like flies to honey.."
"I am not a fly, and.. shit, where'd my honey go?"
"Like flies to honey, Frankie. Like flies to honey."
"Why do I let you into my house?"
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18"Gerard? Do you know where the cough medicine we-"
-Walks in on Gerard dipping his dick in a jar of cough syrup-
Author's response"Hey, you want a hot dog?"
"I'm actually kind of hungry, so yeah."
"AW FUCK NO. THAT AIN'T A HOT DOG, THAT IS KETCHUP AND BREAD. YOU WRAPPED YOUR COCK IN BREAD."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18"Hey Frank. Do you like pigs in a blanket?"
"Sometimes, I guess so."
"Well. How about hogs in a blanket?"
"Where are you going with this?"
"I deep fried my cock for you."
"I want to see other people."
Author's responseOoh, imagine if Gerard wouldn't shut up during his first blowjob. Well, giving his first blowjob.
"Hey, don't you piss from here?"
"Can you just suck my dick?!"
"But, Frank, this is so cool! You can see all the veins, and.."
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18OH GOD.
"Stay right here! I want to draw your dick."
"DON'T FUCKING MOVE."
Author's response"HOLY FUCK, YOU FUCKING BIT ME!"
"I thought you'd like it!"
"You're a dude. You have a dick. How the fuck would you like being bitten?! MIKEY, GET YOUR RABID BROTHER OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE BIT MY FUCKING DICK."
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