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These Tears Aren't Drying

by HatedEyes 116 Reviews

Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.

Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/18 - Updated: 2013/04/18 - 95 words

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  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:27:15 AM

    On gay sex or...?
    Oh God I remember that.

    Author's response

    No, on milking cows.
    Of course, on gay sex.
    You gotta tell us whether we're doing it right.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:28:06 AM

    "FRANK. HURRY. IT'S AN EMERGENCY."

    "What? What happened?!"

    "I tried to coat my nuts in hot chocolate. Please get me some ice."

    Author's response

    "Gewawd I actuawwy hate youw."

    "Not my fault you put extra spicy salsa on my dick because you said it would be like nachos."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:28:52 AM

    THAT ONE MADE ME CRINGE.

    Author's response

    I imagine hot chocolate on the nuts would hurt. Agh.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:29:20 AM

    Anything.

    You both give great advice.

    One of you solved the whole "do boners hurt?" question that Aj had.

    Author's response

    I think that, if you were turned-on enough, it would hurt. I dunno.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:31:00 AM

    "Frank, I heard you enjoy peanut butter."

    "Fuck you. No."

    "OH COME ON, I COVERED IT IN RAISINS. FLIES ON A LOG, FRANK. FLIES ON A LOG!"

    Author's response

    "You know what they say, like flies to honey.."

    "I am not a fly, and.. shit, where'd my honey go?"

    "Like flies to honey, Frankie. Like flies to honey."

    "Why do I let you into my house?"
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:33:55 AM

    "Gerard? Do you know where the cough medicine we-"

    -Walks in on Gerard dipping his dick in a jar of cough syrup-

    Author's response

    "Hey, you want a hot dog?"

    "I'm actually kind of hungry, so yeah."

    "AW FUCK NO. THAT AIN'T A HOT DOG, THAT IS KETCHUP AND BREAD. YOU WRAPPED YOUR COCK IN BREAD."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:37:18 AM

    "Hey Frank. Do you like pigs in a blanket?"

    "Sometimes, I guess so."

    "Well. How about hogs in a blanket?"

    "Where are you going with this?"

    "I deep fried my cock for you."

    "I want to see other people."

    Author's response

    Ooh, imagine if Gerard wouldn't shut up during his first blowjob. Well, giving his first blowjob.

    "Hey, don't you piss from here?"

    "Can you just suck my dick?!"

    "But, Frank, this is so cool! You can see all the veins, and.."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:37:54 AM

    Boners aren't as painful as being bitten during a bj.

    Author's response

    Holy shit. That would hurt. Oh god.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:39:34 AM

    Oh god. I don't even have a dick and I cringed.

    Author's response

    Mm, same. I imagine it would be the same as someone, like, biting down on your clit or something. Oh GOD.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:40:24 AM

    OH GOD.

    "Stay right here! I want to draw your dick."

    "Gerard!"

    "DON'T FUCKING MOVE."

    Author's response

    "HOLY FUCK, YOU FUCKING BIT ME!"

    "I thought you'd like it!"

    "You're a dude. You have a dick. How the fuck would you like being bitten?! MIKEY, GET YOUR RABID BROTHER OUT OF THE HOUSE. HE BIT MY FUCKING DICK."

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