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These Tears Aren't Drying

by HatedEyes 116 Reviews

Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.

Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres:  - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/18 - Updated: 2013/04/18 - 95 words

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  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:41:09 AM

    Happened once. We were both drunk.

    Author's response

    Shit, that must have been painful. The biting bit, not the drunk bit.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:42:50 AM

    What if someone twitched really bad while they were giving you a blow-j. And, their jaw locked....could they bite your dick off?

    Author's response

    SHIT, ELLIE.
    SHIT.
    NOW I DON'T WANT TO EVER GIVE A GUY A BJ EVER.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:44:05 AM

    "Frank..... Can we dress our dicks up and let them get married?"

    "I don't know you."

    "But I already made yours a dress!"

    Author's response

    Art room sex.

    "Shit, Frank, I think you just spilled glitter."

    "It's the floor, Gee, someone will clean it."

    "No. You spilled it on my DICK."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:47:00 AM

    "Then, I will just have to have a sparkly asshole."



    Do all dudes try to give themselves a blow-jeezy at least once in their life?

    Author's response

    I'd try. Oh god.

    "Do you have a condom?"

    "No, I have a sandwich bag."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:47:37 AM

    I know its possible to break a dick.

    Author's response

    Watch me never want to get near a dick.
    I'd be like: "ooh, can I touch it? Shit, I'm gonna break it."
    I'm pretty sure I would be the most awkward person ever during sex.

    "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU LICKING THAT OH GOD IT TICKLES WAIT WHAT IS THAT OH GOD THAT'S YOUR DICK OH LORD"
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:48:43 AM

    Oh god.

    Like.

    Bending a dick?

    Like. A capital l?

    L

    Or a capital u?

    U

    A FUCKIN' S.

    S

    SNAKE DICK.

    Author's response

    Ellie. What are you doin.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:49:49 AM

    I've never tired to blow myself.

    Like, break break.

    Author's response

    Like, break it off.
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:52:04 AM

    What the fuck do you do if you break someone's dick off?

    "OUCH SHIT OH GOD."

    "Ooops. It just kind of broke off like a twig. I'm sorry."

    -awkwardly shuffles out of the room-

    Author's response

    Shit, that would hurt.

    "It snapped."

    "Fuck you, you are NEVER getting sex again."
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) gemiam 2013-04-18 04:54:09 AM

    I don't think you can break it off.

    Author's response

    Anyway. Any more stories for us?
  • These Tears Aren't Drying

    (#) electricviolence 2013-04-18 04:54:17 AM

    Can I just say "Bobbing for the knob" instead of "blow job."

    Author's response

    That works. Oh my god.

    That works. Oh my god.

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