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(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18"Frank..... Can we dress our dicks up and let them get married?"
"I don't know you."
"But I already made yours a dress!"
Author's responseArt room sex.
"Shit, Frank, I think you just spilled glitter."
"It's the floor, Gee, someone will clean it."
"No. You spilled it on my DICK."
- I know its possible to break a dick.
Author's responseWatch me never want to get near a dick.
I'd be like: "ooh, can I touch it? Shit, I'm gonna break it."
I'm pretty sure I would be the most awkward person ever during sex.
"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU LICKING THAT OH GOD IT TICKLES WAIT WHAT IS THAT OH GOD THAT'S YOUR DICK OH LORD"
(#) electricviolence 2013-04-18What the fuck do you do if you break someone's dick off?
"OUCH SHIT OH GOD."
"Ooops. It just kind of broke off like a twig. I'm sorry."
-awkwardly shuffles out of the room-
Author's responseShit, that would hurt.
"Fuck you, you are NEVER getting sex again."
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