Poem that comes out of never-ending tears. I'm so sorry.
Bobbing for the knob...?
Kind of code for blowjob. Ellie is conversative. I have no shame.
"Playing a symphony on the skin flute"
"Suck the filling out of the eclair."
SHIT I HAVE SOME ECLAIRS
"Tongue Shining Mr. Happy"
OH MY GOD
That reminds me of this one time when Ryan found cream cheese.
Oh my god. What happened.
"Tease the twinkie"
"It'll work just like whipped cream!"
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
"Penile Tonsil Hockey"
ELLIE I AM CHOKING
NO, RYAN, CREAM CHEESE DOES NOT WORK LIKE WHIPPED CREAM. NEVER AGAIN. KNIFE NEAR PENIS. bAD.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KNIFE NEAR PENIS. OH MY GOD. MORE STORIES, I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES.
My personal favorite.
YOU ARE CHOKING ME
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN YEARS
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