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The Odd Adventures of Skype

by NothingToProve 2 reviews

Being oh so unoriginal, IM fic; including various sexy ships

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-05-10 - 499 words

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Welcome to the Chat of We're All To Blame

AlexsBarakitty logged in
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ThatSexicanWithTheTaco logged in
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TheYoungAndTheHopeless: Wooowww we need new usernames or some shit -_-
AlexsBarakitty: NO! I LIKE MINE
TheYoungAndTheHopeless: Stfu and fuck a burrito
AlexsBarakitty: MAYBE I WILL
TheYoungAndTheHopeless: FINE THEN DO IT
AlexsBarakitty JUST WATCH ME
JacksSexyLexy: So I'm burrito now?
SATANANARCHYSEX: Ew, get a room
JacksSexyLexy: Ash, you have no right to talk
TheYoungAndTheHopeless: No you don't -insert ghetto girl snap-
SATANANARCHYSEX: Don't worry Sam, after one night with me you'll have no right either ;)
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: You two; go fuck already.
TheYoungAndTheHopeless: Stfu smf
SATANANARCHYSEX: SHUT UP VIC, WE'LL DEPORT YOU
KellinIsSoSexy: NO, DON'T DEPORT VIC
AlexsBarakitty: JFC Sadie, make up your mind. Vic or Kellin
IWantThatSexicansAss: Dude, shut up
ThatSexicansBrother: Oh dear god, Kell; I really hope ur talking about the other sexican..
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: Obviously it's about me Mike; you're ass isn't as sexy as mine
ThatSexicansBrother: Dude, how would you know?
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: I shared a room/bed with that ass for years growing up. I know
SATANANARCHYSEX: Incest?
TheYoungAndTheHopeless: No!! Only if it's Twincest..and that's even pushing it
SATANANARCHYSEX: WTF is that?
TheYoungAndTheHopeless:UHUHUH GOOGLE IT..OR NOT. I DON'T CARE

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SATANANARCHYSEX: Damn, she left
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: Sadie; what the fuck is up with your username?
KellinIsSoSexy: It was a dare
ThatSexicansBrother: Surrrrre
IWantThatSexicansAss: No really, I dared her
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: She better not actually think that, or I will beat someone
KellinIsSoSexy: Lol, sure
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: I'm serious
SATANANARCHYSEX: We'll pull out Sam's buttersock
ThatSexicansBrother: ICarly, really Ash?
SATANANARCHYSEX: What? I was talking about my Sam; I mean our Skye
ThatSexicansBrother: Uh-huh
IWantThatSexicansAss: Yeah, I can see it now
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: i SHIP IT
KellinIsSoSexy: Aww that would be cute
SATANANARCHYSEX: What would be?
KellinIsSoSexy: You and Skye together
KellinIsSoSexy: Wait, where'd Jack and Alex go?
SATANANARCHYSEX: Probably fucking
KellinIsSoSexy: You know this how XD
SATANANARCHYSEX: I was at Alex's house when they hooked up; sitting downstairs when the two went to "grab Jack's hoodie" from Lex's room. Then there where noises and ugh
KellinIsSoSexy: You heard them fucking?!
ThatSexicansBrother: Could be worse
SATANANARCHYSEX: How so?
ThatSexicansBrother: I used to share a bedroom with Vic. He used to get laid during that time
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: I always made sure you weren't home or already sleeping
ThatSexicansBrother: WELL YOU'RE SO FUCKING LOUD IT WAKES ME UP
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: That's the point when you leave and watch Harry Potter
ThatSexicansBrother: You're so loud you drown out the movie too...YOU SLUT
ThatSexicanWithTheTaco: You know what? Just for that, I'm bringing someone home. And we're going to fuck on your bed!
KellinIsSoSexy: Uh I gotta go

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ThatSexicansBrother: FFS VIC NO. THATS MY FUCKING BED

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JacksSexyLexy: Hey Jack, I wonder what we missed
AlexsBarakitty: Shit, they know....THEY FUCKING KNOW

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