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The writing song

by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

My second foray into poetry expressing how I feel when I can't write.

Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2013/05/11 - Updated: 2013/05/11 - 217 words

(A.N. For the best results, sing to the tune of "The Rhyming Song" from the Muppets.)

Let’s all sing the writing song, the writing song, the writing song!

Let’s sit down and write a story!

The writing song!

I have a good idea for a plot!

The writing song, the writing song!

But I do not have the time to write!

Uh...The writing song!

Let’s all sing the writing song, the writing song, the writing song!

Let’s sit down and write a story!

The writing song!

My main character’s fun and cool!

The Writing song, the writing song!

But something happened and now he’s dead!

Um...The writing song!

Let’s all sing the writing song, the writing song, the writing song!

Let’s sit down and write a story!

The writing song!

This story’s not been done before!

The writing song, the writing song!

But I screwed it up beyond repair!

Dammit!...The writing song!

(This is not the writing song!)

THE WRITING SONG, THE WRITING SONG!

(I know it’s not but what can we do?)

THE WRITING SONG!

What’ll I do now? I don’t know!

THE WRITING SONG! THE WRITING SONG!

Let’s ragequit and drink unhealthy amounts of caffeine!

THE WRITING SONG!
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