Introducing Korse and Nastasia... and beeps? EDITED FROM THE ORIGINAL!
Battery City, a place where it was dark and gloomy. The sky was always a dark gray, not showing any sign of the bright sun anywhere. Battery City was the only place in California that never got any sun, which is why some people like to call it "Dead City". Bright white light was the only thing that shined, coming from outside of the many tall buildings scattered in the big city.
Draculoids ran the perimeter of the city, holding guns as they did, making sure no one got in or out. Crashes were heard from many corners of the city from somebody going through the rubbish the Draculoids threw out, hoping to find some real food. And then there were screams, sirens, and other sounds heard. This was just the way he liked it.
Korse stood in his dark office, looking through the big window that let him look down at his creation. Battery City was all his, and everyone was his slave. Every resident in Battery City had to obey his every command, even if it was one simple command like to shine his shoes. If he had enough power, the whole WORLD would look like this, but as disappointing as it was, he didn't have the power he needed. He would never have the power he needed if he didn't stop those colorful little rodents that live in the desert.
How he hated them so. Those Killjoys had to ruin every single one of his plans, and he hated it! He demanded the workers to try anything to stop those Killjoys from killing his joy. If those pests were killed, Korse would be the happiest man alive... even though that would go against his leader like image.
"Soon, every person will be my slave, and I will-" Korse stopped and trailed off, thinking. If every single person was under his command, that would mean a lot of pressure on him. "Oh God..."
Korse walked to his desk, sighing as he sat. He banged his bald head on the black desk multiple times, groaning as he did. "Why is it so hard to be a leader?" He stopped banging his head and looked at a red button on his desk. "Hmmmmmm... maybe she could cheer me up." He pressed the red button and as soon as he pressed it, the sound of someone running was heard and wild flash of hot pink ran in his office, papers flying here and there.
"What is it sir? Did someone explode?"
Korse smirked. "Nastasia! There you are. Took a long time."
Nastasia was Korse's assistant. She was the only colorful person in all of Battery City that Korse liked. She had hit pink hair that was pulled back in a ponytail, her bangs swept to the side. Pink cat eye glasses covered her blue eyes. Her pale skin had sweat on it from running, and she was fixing her black pencil skirt and white blouse.
Korse was a different person when she was around. No he didn't love her, that would make him a pedophile. Well... maybe love like a fatherly way. But he could act differently around her because Nastasia was like a little girl.
"Sorry, sir... I had to run up some stairs..." she panted. Every time Korse pressed that button, Nastasia had to get to his office as quickly as possible. "Man I need to get in shape..."
"Why didn't you just take the elevator? It's simpler than having to run up ten cases of stairs."
"It takes FOREVER though! Besides, there is always at least one pervert of a Drac on that thing! Last time I went on that elevator, a Drac was-"
Korse raised his hand up, signalling the nineteen year old to be quiet. "I don't need to know, Nastasia. I don't need to know." Nastasia stopped talking and bit on her nails to prevent her from talking anymore. "Now, I guess you are wondering why I called you here."
Nastasia nodded her rapidly. "Yes, sir. As long as it is not to make you shoes as shiny as your head, I'm fine." Korse glared at Nastasia. Realizing what she said, Nastasia slapped her own face. "Ow... sorry, sir."
"Say something like that again, and just wait and see what will happen," Korse got up and walked back to the huge window, looking at his city, "a few minutes ago, I just got off the phone with Isabella."
"You mean, Bella?"
"Yeah, whatever. Her name is still Isabella, God. Anyway, she said that our little runaway joined the group of pests. You know what this means?"
"Oh shoot... not a question," Nastasia mumbled, "it means that... uhhhh... ummmm... uhhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... I got nothing. Tell me the answer."
Korse shook his head and put his hands behind his back. He then took a deep breath and blurted it out. "Itmeansthattheyhaveonemorepersontotakemedown!"
Nastasia stared at Korse, confused. What the fuck did he just say? "Sorry? Speak slower, sir."
Korse sighed, and said it, this time slower, "it... means... that... they..."
Nastasia groaned. "A little faster, sir."
"Good God woman! It means that they have one more person to take me down," he went up to her and yelled in her ear, "DID YOU HEAR THAT THAT TIME!?"
The young woman flinched, putting a hand to her ear. "All I hear is beeping sounds now! I think you ruptured my ear drum... and spit in my ear! Ew!"
Korse smirked at her. "Good. You deserved it for being deaf for a second. Now, I have arranged a meeting with Bella tomorrow to discuss things over lunch."
Nastasia rubbed her ear, trying to make the beeping sounds go away, walking from side to side. "It sounds like I'm in the hospital after New Years Eve!"
Korse continued with his plan, "we will be up here in my office."
"Go away you stupid beep!"
"And then she will tell me what those pests have in store to try and destroy my beautiful creat- did you just call me a stupid beep."
"Mother beep of a stupid son of a beep! Go away you beep!"
"My office Nastasia!"
"I wasn't talking to you, sir! I'm talking to my ear."
"Oh... carry on then," Korse continued his plan, "and soon when I have their plans, I will take them down. Nothing can stop me. Soon, they will go pop goes the weasel, la la la. And then, I will become the fabulous mother-"
"Of this world!" Korse started to laugh hysterically. Nastasia stopped freaking out and saw that he was laughing like the madman he was. She slowly started to back away from him, scooting out of his office, leaving Korse there. Soon enough, Korse started to cough. "God dammit it. Stupid mother-"
"Beep!" Nastasia yelled outside of his door, freaking out once more.
"Oh shut it you stupid beep!" Korse sat back down in his chair, leaning back, thinking about what would happen if he ruled the world. Korse had a smug look on his face. Soon, this world would be his. Soon, everyone would follow his command. And it will be a lot of pressure, but oh well. It would be beeping awesome.
So, I wanted to rewrite this chapter for two reasons. One, the original sucked. Two, making Korse and his assistant act like this was just perfect to me for some odd reason. I played Super Paper Mario plenty of times to be inspired to make the bad guys act like derps... yep. Don't worry, Korse only acts like that around his assistant. He will still be the sick bastard you know and love. Hope you liked it!