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Ash Shares Her Thoughts..

by MCR-99 5 reviews

Ash shares some very weird thoughts..

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2013-05-21 - 377 words

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-ICallBullshit signed in-
-SadikiTheWeirdo signed in-

ICallBullshit: Hey, Sadiki, y'know what't so weird?

SadikiTheWeirdo: Me?

ICallBullshit: Besides you.

SadikiTheWeirdo: You?

ICallBullshit: And, besides me.

SadikiTheWeirdo: ASH YOU FUCKING TELL ME NOW.

ICallBullshit: Okay, okay. Anyway, when you push up your nose piercing and look through the hole. It's weird. It's like you have a third hole in your nose.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Three nostrils..

ICallBullshit: Yeah. Kinda. Ew.

-JalexGaskarth signed in-

SadikiTheWeirdo: Hi, Alex! No Jack today?

JalexGaskarth: He's grounded. Like me.

ICallBullshit: Why? Wait. Let me guess. You two got done for fucking didn't you?

JalexGaskarth: However did you know?

SadikiTheWeirdo: Bitch please. We all knew you guys'd get done sooner or later.

JalexGaskarth: Whatever.

-VicDaMexican signed in-
-JaimeTheTaco signed in-

SadikiTheWeirdo: Well, hello der, Vic and Jaime.

JaimeTheTaco: SADIKI. HELLO.

ICallBullshit: You seem very hyper today, Jaime.

JaimeTheTaco: Yeah. Because of tacos.

VicDaMexican: WHERE IS MY HELLO?!

ICallBullshit: Right. Hey, Vic.

VicDaMexican: Sup, bitches?

SadikiTheWeirdo: So. I hear you and Kellin had a fun night last night, from the look of you guys this morning in first period.

VicDaMexican: Yes, we fucking did. That boy is fucking flexible.

SadikiTheWeirdo: PLEASE SPARE ME THE DETAILS.

VicDaMexican: Too late. I just sent all of you a long fucking text about what we did last night.

ICallBullshit: FUCK YES KELLIC SMUT.

SadikiTheWeirdo: Damn. This sounds extremely hot, like fuck.

JalexGaskarth: I may or may not be turned on by this..

JaimeTheTaco: WHY DID YOU SEND THIS TO ME VIC?! I DID NOT WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU TWO FUCKERS DID FOR FUCKING SATAN'S SAKE.

-SameSunRising signed in-
-DropDead signed in-
-LoverBoy signed in-
-KissAndTell signed in-
-FabulousDucky signed in-

SameSunRising: Vic, why did you just sent me a very long text filled with fucking sex from you and Kellin?

DropDead: SAME. VIC WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

LoverBoy: Do you not know most of us are in relationships with others, and might get turned on by this stuff?

KissAndTell: YEAH VIC.

FabulousDucky: QUACK QUACK.

SadikiTheWeirdo: HELLO GUYS. OLI. JOSH. SAM. NICK. BECKS. HI.

FabulousDucky: Quack, bitch, Quack.

DropDead: Becks, just cuz your name is FabulousDucky, does not mean you have to act like a duck.

FabulousDucky: What-fucking-ever, lover boy.

LoverBoy: You called?

FabulousDucky: Ugh, not you, Josh.

chat end
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