This is absolutely amazing, Leslie. Really, really, really good.
My poetry is all over the place. This is all centered and straight to the point and just perfect.
Yeah, that tends to happen when I'm cranky.
When I'm cranky, I end up writing incredibly angry stuff and not posting it, just for the sheer calming effect it has. It works 99.9% of the time.
I end up being a dick when I'm cranky. I'm also just kind of a dick.
I'm kind of a bitch, so. Great minds think alike, huh.
I pretty much never apologize for being a dick. Unless Nayr is involved.
It depends on what mood I'm in and who I'm dealing with. If it's bad, I never apologize, and end up fuming for days. If it's mild, it'll get to me and I'll apologize.
Just don't ever piss me off.
I'll definitely try to stick to your good side.
That was amazing. Absolutely loved it.
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