In which Patrick does some thinking and accidentally starts a sex riot.
(#) -Veronika- 2013-08-22 10:05:31 PMMIR. OMFG. IT'S KITTY. I MISSED YOU AND UGH YOUR WRITING IS PERF
Author's responseOMFG. KITTY. I MISSED YOU TOO. Aw, I didn't know you have a new account, I'm probably gonna go read everything on it now.
And thanks, even though it's far from perfect. c:
(#) SamLikesSheep 2013-08-22 11:23:21 PMMIRANDA MY FW DAUGHTER -tackles you in a hug-
Shhh, don't let Patrick see; he'll just start another sex riot
THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING
HOLY SHEEPS FROM NARNIA
Author's responseSAM MY FICWAD MOTHER!! -accepts tackle hug and hugs back-
Don't worry, I think Pat's gonna be a little careful from here on out.
THANK YOU MY LOVELY
IM GLAD YOU LAUGHED
I was watching Voyage of the Dawn Treader and this sounds terrible but the guy who plays Edmund was looking reeeeaaaally good and ugh. Puberty was good to him.
(#) AdnarimSmada 2013-08-22 11:50:25 PM"Silly Patrick. He didn't know that you can't run from fangirls."
How wonderfully diabolical...
Just... What a night Patrick... getting pelted with used undergarments...
P.S: Have you seen Pete now?! HE'S NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
Author's responseNot as diabolical as your tickle torture fic.
I feel like in reality he would try to laugh it off but you could see how flustered he is getting and the guys would probably laugh and it would get a million views on YouTube.
P.S. I have seen pictures of Pete recently and for the sake of this fic I had to lie. Damn you're right, that man has never looked better, you could almost say he's the new cancer.
That joke was horrible. But yeah he and his new girlfriend are probs one of the hottest couples ever.
(#) LaurentheHuman 2013-08-23 01:24:34 AMoh lord I'm just picturing how horrified patrick would look if he was barraged with lady undergarments
Author's responseCan you even imagine though. Like he's so sweet and nice and stuff he is literally the farthest from a sex symbol that I can think of.
And it'd also be gross if people threw USED PANTIES at me so I'd be pretty horrified.
But then again, he wants to be the friction in your jeans so I'm not so sure how innocent this man really is yanno
(#) electricviolence 2013-08-23 02:27:51 AMWomen's underwear by Patrick Stump, new at Victoria's secret.
Author's response"The Patrick Stump Bra and Panty Collection, for when you want to cause the friction in your man's jeans. Buy now at Victoria's Secret." I'd buy it.
(I feel like I'm gonna use that "friction in your jeans" joke forever. Sigh.)
And then they'd theme each one after a song omfg can you imagine underwear themed around "I've Got A Dark Alley and a Bad Idea"
(#) AmericanHorrorStory 2013-08-23 03:52:28 AMI'm choking. This is the best. Oh my /god/.
Author's responseWHOA THERE I didn't mean to make you choke, are you alright? Do you need the Heimlich? (I kid, I kid.)
I'd hardly say it's the best, but thanks for reading and telling me that! It's a super nice compliment, I appreciate it a lot c: