Gerard is feeling sad and is drinking. Can Ray and Mikey cheer him up?
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Kellin Quinn appears and looks hungrily at the candy canes…
And none for Kellin Quinn BYE!
Anyway on with the story!
Camera pans slowly into the bar. It is night time and it is snowing in the summer :L Inside the bar, Gerard sits on a thrown beside a fire. Mikey and Ray stand beside him.
The band have not heard from or seen Frank all day. Le sigh.
Who does he think he is? That Frank has tangled with the wrong man! No steals money from Gerard!
Mikey: (petting the unicorn)
Cheated – screwed over – publicly humiliated! why, it's more than I can bear. (smashes mug of beer into the fire.)
Mikey: (holding a tray of, like, 50 beers)
What for? Nothing helps. I’ve been stolen from… (turns away from his brother.)
Mikey: ( :O !)
Who, you? Never! Gerard, you've got to pull yourself together!
CUE ‘GASTON-BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gerard,
Looking so down in the dumps!
Gerard flips his hair.
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gerard,
Even when taking your lumps!
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone’s favourite guy!
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why…
Mikey spins around and begins dancing around the bar.
No one's slick as Gerard,
No one's quick as Gerard,
No one's face is incredibly cute as Gerard’s.
For there's no man in town half as sassy,
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Ray, Frank or Mikey
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
Everyone in the bar grabs Mikey and lifts him. They begin to swing him back and forth as if they are going to throw him.
No one's been like Gerard,
A king pin like Gerard.
Mikey: (Tickles Gerard’s chin teasingly)
No one's got a dark tint in his eyes like Gerard.
Gerard: (smiles vainly)
As a vampire, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gerard!
Give three sweet cheers!
Give twelve hip-hips!
Mikey: (holding a glass of beer)
Gerard is the best
And the rest is all drips! (Throws the beer all over Gerard by accident.)
Gerard grabs his hair vainly which is soaked in beer. He looks evilly at Mikey and Falcon punches him. He dives into a group of men and instantly breaks out a fight.
No one fights like Gerard!
Douses fights like Gerard!
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gerard!
Fan girls: (appear on the bar)
For there's no one as sassy and lovely.
I wish he’d have kisses to spare!
The fan girls disappear.
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny!
That's right! (He begins to flip his hair as if he is in a commercial)
And on top of my head is my beautiful hair!
No one hits like Gerard!
Matches wits like Gerard!
In a singing match nobody sings like Gerard!
Gerard: (looks flattered)
I'm especially good at my harmonising!
OVER 9000 points for Gerard!
Gerard: (pulls up the legs of his trousers to reveal hairless legs)
When I was a lad I once shaved both my legs
And I found out I liked it a lot.
And now everyday I shave both of my legs
So I'm sassy and so fabulous!
No ones cute like Gerard!
A sexy brute like Gerard!
And goes strutting around wearing boots like Gerard.
Gerard: (throws himself on his chair)
I use liner in all of my dolls and playthings!
My, what a guy…
Frank bursts in the door screaming for help. Gerard looks at him with an annoyed face.
Help! Someone help me! Please! Please, I need your help. He’s coming! He’s coming for all of us!
You!! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
Whoa! Slow down, Frank. Who's coming to get us all?
A BEAST! A BIG SEXY ASS BEAST!
There is a brief silence before everyone begins to laugh.
Is it a big beast?
With a long ugly snout??
With sharp claws and fangs???
Jesus! What’s wrong with you??? Will you help me or not?!?!?
Alright, dear Frankie…(sarcasm) we’ll help you out.
You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
The men pick him up and throw him outside. They all laugh.
Crazy old Frankie.
He’s always good for a laugh!
Tell me about it! I read his diary last week and half of the shit he writes is so laughable!
Mikey, Ray and other men in the bar gather around.
Care to share?
There’s shit about his future kids being aliens…OH! And there’s this one part where he says he hopes to have true loves kiss some day and (he puts on a girl voice) it’s the most powerful thing ion the world.
Everyone laughs. Gerard continues but the scene fades out.
AN. Mean Gerard! Poor Frankie Wankie…………………………(sounded wrong :L)
Anyway hope your enjoying so far