Old Frerard. Purely for comedic purpose. Kind of.
Fucking Christ Ellie
Bloody hell Ellie. Oh my God.
I'm laughing hysterically yet... disturbed.
"hey Lauren u know what's a good idea for a fic? old people sex."
I'm so disturbed rn
I think this is beautiful. Horny until death, I wouldn't expect any less from them.
checks pulse Nope im dead
This completes me
I lost it at the tangled nutsacks
i just like gahhhhh... i can just imagine them on stage when they're all old and saggy, grinding on each other and making out.
I peed myself laughing, then read it again and just went "Awwww"
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