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Harry potter is cool

by skrillex9000 0 reviews

Harry IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2014-02-21 - 59 words

Dumbeldore watched in fear as I
brutally raped 500 women with a katana.
"Harry , what the hell !?Wa wa wa!",dumbeldore said.
"Shut up!"I screamed at 900 decibels.I then sliced off dumbeldore's head with it.I then jumped on my motorcycle.The motorcycle had machine guns on it,witch fired black holes.I picked up someone....
To be continued...
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