Chloe smiled up at him and said in the most normal tone ever, “Gerard hit a prostitute.” “Damn Gerard, got that pimp status.”
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I never hated Mikey more than I did now. It was his dumb ass who got me that job as the mall Santa. And seriously who hires someone without even meeting them? Mikey’s an asshole. I just know that was his way of getting back at me for telling him the truth about Santa.
Brendon wasn’t exactly at the top of my list either. How much more embarrassing could that have been? Actually no it could have been a lot worse. Brendon could have tried to kiss me or something. Yeah that wouldn’t have been the best.
I was sitting on the couch in the living room. I really should have been job hunting but I didn’t want to leave the house after what happened yesterday. Chloe was at work so I didn’t really have a car anyway.
I closed my eyes laid my head against the wall. Why the fuck did I leave Mikey’s in the first place? It’s not that I didn’t like Chloe or Brendon, they were just a lot to handle. I mean Brendon came over all the time obsessing about that William guy, and he and Chloe would constantly talk about sex. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against talking about sex, it’s just that I feel awkward. They’re always talking about guys. I have no frame of reference. It’s weird.
I sighed and slowly made my way to the kitchen. There was nothing to do so I might as well eat. Just as I was opening the fridge my phone went off, alerting me that I had a text from Chloe.
Hey Santa, just remembered we’re out of most everything. Mind going to the store? Also you might wanna watch this ;) xoxo
There was a link attached so I brought it up. I groaned when it loaded all the way. It was a video of me. In my Santa costume. With Brendon on my lap. Great. Why didn’t I expect this? The name of the video was “Santa gets a special visitor.” I wasn’t even surprised that Chloe had put the video up.
As I scrolled lower I could see that it already had over 50,000 views. I cringed inwardly because of course it would. That was just my luck. Luckily you couldn’t really see my face and Chloe had bleeped out my name. At least she wasn’t completely heartless.
Great. Thanks Chlo. This is wonderful. I’ll just go die in a hole now.
My phone buzzed almost immediately after I sent the message.
Glad I could be of service! :)
I sighed again and decided that maybe getting dressed and going to the store wouldn’t be so bad. It’s not like the store was too far away. I practically ran to the store and back. I didn’t want to be there all damn day and I was only getting the basics.
When I got back and set all the groceries down there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a short girl standing outside. She had dark brown hair and bright blue eyes. Her face was caked with makeup and she was wearing a plaid skirt with black boots and a very tight shirt.
I looked at her quizzically. “Um…who are you?” She didn’t look like someone Chloe would hang out with but she did look familiar for some reason.
She smiled at me and looked me up and down. “Are you Gerard?”
Her face lit up. “Ooh Mikey did not do you justice.”
“W-what?” She placed a hand on my chest and walked me backwards into the room. “Um…” I was very uncomfortable at this point. I did not know this girl, she wouldn’t answer me, and I was very unsure of what was going on.
“Shh sweetie. You just sit back and relax.” I kept trying to walk back away from her but she only came closer. Before I knew it my back was against a wall and her hands were on my chest. They made their way down to the zipper on my pants and I jumped violently, accidentally hitting her in the face.
“Ow! What the fuck is your problem? Jesus Christ!”
She rubbed her jaw where I hit her and took a step back making me calm down enough to finally speak. “Who are you?!”
“I’m Candy. You know, Mikey said you were kind of a douche, I didn’t think you’d hit me though.”
“It was an accident! I’m sorry.”
She held her hands up in surrender. “I don’t need this. I got paid and that’s all that matters.”
“What?” She didn’t even answer, just walked out of the room and slammed the door behind her. I continued staring at the door after she left. “What the fuck just happened?”
When Chloe got home from work I was sitting on the couch with my hands clasped together and my chin resting on them. I was sure I had a very intense look on my face because I was thinking very hard about what happened today.
Chloe glanced over at me and raised an eyebrow. “What’s up?”
“What did you say that girl’s name was? The one Mikey was talking to?”
I nodded my head and continued staring at nothing in particular in front of me. “I thought so.”
Chloe was standing in the doorway looking very concerned for my well being. “Did something happen today?” She asked slowly.
“Well…I think Mikey hired a prostitute for me…”
Chloe just stared at me before bursting into laughter. “Oh my god your brother is so fucked up! That is so much worse than any prank I ever pulled on my brothers!”
I tried laughing along with her but I didn’t think it was funny. I mean my brother hired a prostitute. It’s just weird. Not to mention insulting.
Chloe continued laughing and rushed over to me. “Gerard you have got to tell me what happened.”
I explained what happened while she struggled to hold in her laughter. When I finished a giant laugh bubbled out of her. “I am so sorry! That’s just so funny! You actually hit her?”
“It was an accident!” I protested.
“Accident or not you hit her!” As she was talking the front door opened and Brendon walked in. Only hearing the tail end of the conversation he looked at us confused.
“Who hit who now?”
Chloe smiled up at him and said in the most normal tone ever, “Gerard hit a prostitute.”
“Damn Gerard, got that pimp status.” He flopped down onto the couch next to me and playfully hit my arm.
My face flushed red, I could feel it. “It was a complete accident ok!”
“Right, of course it was,” Brendon said skeptically. “Just so you know, I like a little pain.” He whispered the last part.
My eyes widened and I stood up quickly. “Ok bye Brendon.” I quickly walked back to my room and closed the door, though it didn’t do much good. These walls were paper thin. I could very clearly hear Chloe and Brendon in the living room.
Chloe was trying to talk through her laughter. “Bren why do you pick on him so much?”
“He’s just so yummy!” He said enthusiastically. “Plus he’s super adorable when he gets uncomfortable.”
She laughed loudly. “He’s straight!”
“That means nothing Chloe; you know the allure I have.” I could only imagine the look on his face.
“Brendon he’ll move out if you keep hitting on him.”
“I see what’s going on here, you want Gerard for yourself!” Brendon was progressively getting louder and was practically shouting the last part.
“Shut up! I do not! Besides, you have William.”
He sighed dramatically. “William is sooo straight edge. And we’re not even official. It’s more of a flirtationship.”
“But you guys make out all the time?” I could hear the amusement in Chloe’s voice.
“Yeah but my dick needs attention too! He never goes below the belt. I just want a good blowjob Chloe!” At that I finally decided eavesdropping just wasn’t for me and put my headphones in.
It had been one eventful day.