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LUMBERJACKS AND PEPPERMAIDS

by Dinosaur-Cloud 0 reviews

A soap opera broadcast nine hours before Judgement day.

Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005-06-27 - Updated: 2005-06-27 - 132 words

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LUMBERJACKS AND PEPPERMAIDS


As the Lumberjacks tell the Peppermaids:

"NO!"

How many turn to drink full time?
After accepting credit of one glass?
For conversational courage?
Not liable for any circumstances
Conversations can go unstable
As well as celestial
The Peppermaids are afraid to look in the eye
Best of times
Standard charges
Terms and conditions
Throughout your lifetime
Still apply

As the Lumberjacks tell dating agencies:

"LOOKING FOR LOVE... BUT NO DAMN PEPPERMAIDS!"

How many still rueful and too scared?
Who dread it could all happen again?
Is the amount who want to repeat with different faces?
This time making move of FIRST?
Is this enough to carry on with the business?
To sustain a foreseeable future?

And the Peppermaids tell the Lumberjacks:

"STOP!"

As the Lumberjacks tell the Peppermaids:

"NO!..."
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