Parody of the episode "Simple Minds."
Julius (grabs Delilahs hand)
Delilah: What the hell are you doing?
Julius: Well...we're about to crash, and I want to tell you something...
Delilah: OH MY GOD...are you hitting on me?!?
Julius: How'd you know?!? It doesn't matter, we're gonna be dead soon, anways...
(a/n: On the airplane, about to crash)
Julius: It's no use, we're too low to use parachutes.
Delilah: Well, we can't just crash, now can we?
(D and J put on the parachutes)
Delilah: You first. If you survive, I'll follow you. (Pushes Julius out of the plane)
(a/n: when Delilah and Julius crash land, and Julius doesn't remember that he told Delilah that he lovers her)
Delilah: So you really don't remember a thing?
Julius: soggy cereal, that's about it...
Delilah: You idiot, you told me you loved me!
Julius: HA! I was just joking! I knew you loved me!
Delilah: (runs away scared)
(a/n: The Con Man is trying to hynotise D and J. They're both on a chair, looking at the screen with a male voice saying "Em selur namnoc")
Delilah: Hey...who's narratoring this show? Since when did we hire a narrator? (goes up to the screan, rips it apart to see Michael Jackson)
Delilah: Michael Jackson?!? What are you doing here?!?
Jackson: Hey, it pays good money...Hey, is that boy taken? (points at Julius)
Delilah: uhhhh...no, he isn't...why?
Jackson: maybe him and me can get together sometime...
(a/n: Julius is hypnotized. The Con Man traps them in a sandpit. Delilah tries to get Julius out, but she can't. She does a pressure point, trying to get him out of it)
Delilah: This is risky, but desperate measures...(Does a pressure point on Julius)
Delilah:...oops...I'll know for next time...
(a/n: Julius is slowly remember what happened on the air plane)
Julius: Delilah...the plane...I remember...
Delilah: Yeah, yeah, I know...I remember the plane, too.
Julius: Oh? You remember it, too? Oh, good, now I know I'm not crazy.
Delilah: Woah, don't go that far!
(a/n: At the end, Delilah and Julius are about to kiss)
Julius: (blackberry rings, tries to answer it)
Delilah: (grabs the blackberry, chucks it into the water)
Julius: What was that for?!?
Delilah: You were about to kiss me...
Julius: WHAT?!? I thought we were having an eye starring contest...
Delilah: (slaps Julius)
TO BE CONTINUED...