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The Brown Recluse

by The_Wingless_Raven 3 reviews

A super short humor fic. After I wrote this and a friend of mine read it, they actually did it. Short, sweet, hilarious

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2006-11-24 - Updated: 2006-11-25 - 80 words - Complete

I get made fun of just because I'm a recluse

So one day I went to school all dressed in brown

The same group of kids that teases me everday began their daily routine of making fun of me and making me mad

So I bit the leader of the group and told him, "You should really have that checked out by your doctor."

He asked me why and I replied, "Because you've just been bitten by a brown recluse!"
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