This is the story about how death can in fact be our friend...
(#) PARCD 2006-11-25 08:36:05 AMWow, congradulations. You win the Author-That-Brought-Me-Closest-To-Vomiting Award!
Don't feel so flattered, I'm sure you'll win a lot more awards like this in your lifetime. Hopefully, you don't become a writer when you grow up. Wait... on second thought, you should.
Then, everyone will hate your books so much that they'll reject you over and over again and you'll be an old lady with rotten teeth by the time you're accepted... if you're ever accepted.
Wait, you're not already an old lady with rotten teeth, are you? It surely wouldn't surprise me.
Have a good time masturbating over horse shit in a dark alley, smoking crack and watching porn videos on your computer.