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Mustadio and Beowulf's Business!
MUSTADIO: Dude! I just petrified a Skeleton!
BEOWULF: That's nothing! I made 5000 gil with that Behemoth!
MUSTADIO: Hey! Why don't we go into business? You Zombie 'em, I petrify 'em!
BEOWULF: Hmm, it could work...
5 Battles Later...
BEOWULF: Let's see... we have 21 Goblins, 13 Cuars, 42 Chocobos, and 1 Knight. Wait, why'd we take the Knight? We can't sell humans!
MUSTADIO: Right.. uses a Soft
KNIGHT: You idiots! You were gonna sell me!? Take this! uses Armor Break
BEOWULF: Fool... it's called Maintenance. kills the Knight
MUSTADIO: Let's sell these things!
They made 160,000 gil on all the monsters they petrified.
What a profit!
THE END.
MUSTADIO: Dude! I just petrified a Skeleton!
BEOWULF: That's nothing! I made 5000 gil with that Behemoth!
MUSTADIO: Hey! Why don't we go into business? You Zombie 'em, I petrify 'em!
BEOWULF: Hmm, it could work...
5 Battles Later...
BEOWULF: Let's see... we have 21 Goblins, 13 Cuars, 42 Chocobos, and 1 Knight. Wait, why'd we take the Knight? We can't sell humans!
MUSTADIO: Right.. uses a Soft
KNIGHT: You idiots! You were gonna sell me!? Take this! uses Armor Break
BEOWULF: Fool... it's called Maintenance. kills the Knight
MUSTADIO: Let's sell these things!
They made 160,000 gil on all the monsters they petrified.
What a profit!
THE END.
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