There are some things that even the tremendously hot and long legged Sha Gojyo finds disturbing. [For petite_souer's challenge "You want to put that where?"]
"Sanzo," the kappa said, as slowly as he would if he was Hakkai explaining something to Goku. "You can't do that. That's gross."
"No it's not. I do it all the time."
"And they say I'm disgusting?" Gojyo muttered, lighting his cigarette.
"You are," Goku mumbled, lurching across the room, drawn by the scent of food. "What're you two - Sanzo!"
Gojyo laughed triumphantly at Goku's horrified expression. "See, even the monkey thinks it's weird!"
Sanzo looked at his noodles - slightly stale, just the way he liked them - and the mayonnaise he'd been trying to tip over them when Gojyo'd interrupted. "So I finally get some breakfast the bottomless pit doesn't want to steal. Shut up and let me eat."