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Shino's crazy ass cousin and Naruto's party

by Aubrey 0 Reviews

What happens when Naruto threws and Shino brings his cousin and her friend...

Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Naruto, Other - Warnings: [R] - Published: 2007/02/27 - Updated: 2007/02/27 - 3387 words - Complete

Naruto was bored and decided to threw a party

Naruto:"Hey Sakura I'm having a party do you want to come"

Sakura:"I don't know is Sasuke coming"

Naruto:"ugh...if he wants I guess pass the word around everyone is invited"

Sakura:"uh sure"

Naruto:"see you later"

~Later~

Naruto had just finished putting up decorations when there was a knock on the door, it was Shikamaru and chouji

Naruto:"Hey you guys"

Shikamaru:"hey"

Chouji:"hey were's the food"

Chouji ran to the food Naruto was glad he put out extra food,then Lee, Neji, and Tenten showed up they were suprised to see that Neji had shown up they knew Tenten just showed up to be with Neji

Lee:"this will be very youthful"

Then Kiba,Hinata,Shino and Ino showed up a few minutes after that then Sakura showed up pulling Sasuke all the way there

Shino:"I'll be back"

Kiba:"where you going the party is about to start"

Shino:"yeh...but I have to go get my cousin and her friend they are suposed to be at my house in a few minutes and I'm not suposed to let them be there alone"

Sakura:"why how old are they"

Shino:"their a few months older than us but my parents told me that I'm the one to watch them when they are here"

Ino:"why"

Shino just walked out the door

Ino:"great another stuck up person that don't talk"

Shikamaru:"well...what are we going to do till he gets back"

Chouji stuffing his face with food Sakura and Ino hanging on to Sasuke and everyone else either standing in the corner or talking

Shikamaru:"what a drag"

about 15 minutes later Shino walked in with two girls behind him one with a chain on her left hand that looked like a neclice and a green shirt with no sleeve on the left and a long sleeve on the right with a green skirt that went slanted with brown wavy hair going half way down her back, the other girl had nets on her arms and a mini black skirt on with a black shirt on with her hair long and black

Shino:"the girl in the green is my cousin Soutay and the girl in the black is her friend Iris"

Tenten:"great another freak in green" sarcasticly

Soutay suddenly turned to her and gat ready to threw a kunai at her but was stopped by Shino

Soutay:"hey this wouldn't have happened if you took us where you said you were takeing us"

Iris:"wait we're not going to the bar...YOU SON A BITCH!"

Kiba:"danm they get that pissed if you lie about going to a bar"

Soutay suddenly apeared in front of Kiba

Soutay:"what was that"

Kiba:"uh...nothing"

Lee:"I want to go to a bar it should be fun"

Everyone looked at him weird

Lee:"what"

Shino turned back to the two girls

Shino:"I'm sure you brought your own bar with you always do"

Soutay:"I guess you know me better then I thought"

Soutay pulled out a bottle of vodka so did Iris

Everyone just looked at each other

Naruto:"um...ok can we start the party now"

Soutay and Iris sat on the couch

Neji:"whats there to do"

Ino:"I know we can play 7 minutes in Heaven or Hell"

Sakura:"I thought it was 7 minutes in Heaven"

Ino:"it is but I changed it"

Everyone:"ok"

Iris:"what do you have to do to make Hell"

Soutay:"yeh"

Ino:"well if you don't like the person you can make it a living hell for them or if you do like that person you can make it heaven'"

Soutay:"I'm gonna like this game"

Iris:"oh yeah"

everyone sat in a circle some a little afraid

Ino:"I go first"

Ino spun the bottle and it landed on Shino

Ino/Shino:"NO!"

Soutay/Iris:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

~7 minutes later~

Sakura:"so Ino what was it like"

Ino:"it was hell he put bugs on me and he screamed when I tried to kill them"

Shino:"you bitch you killed Frank"

Soutay:"I told you to stop nameing them"

Shino:"least I don't have a fake friend called Bob"

Soutay:"Bob kill him"

all of a sudden Shino was hit in the head by somthing

Shino:"what the hell!"

Soutay:"told you he is real and he can really kill you"


Naruto:"ok...my turn"

landed on Shikamaru-wasn't anything
Shikamaru landed on Tenten-Hell
Tenten landed on Neji-Heaven
Neji landed on Lee-Hell
Lee landed on Hinata-wasn't anything
Hinata landed on Naruto-Hinata fainted
Naruto landed Iris-lets say it wasn't even close to hell...it was worse
Iris landed on Soutay-nothing happened
Soutay landed on Tenten-Tenten jumped out the window to get away from her so she went again
Soutay landed on Kiba-Soutay threw Akamaru at the wall because he wouldn't stop barking at her
Kiba landed on Ino-it was hell
Ino landed on Chouji-he just sat there eating her hair
Chouji landed on Sasuke-but then Sasuke quite

Saskue:"this game is boreing"

they all agreed

Soutay:"Iris give me your sell phone"

she handed her her phone

Soutay:"do you still have that cell phone number that freak gaves us before we gat here"

Iris:"yes..why I was going to threw it away"

Soutay:"you'll see"

everyone sat around her as she called the number and someone answered

[Jiraiya]:"Hello"

Soutay:"Hi this is Soutay from earlier..I was just wondering if you would meet me at the bath house we could take a bath together"

she said in a sexy voice

[Jiraiya]:"..OF COURSE I BE THERE IN 1 MINUTE!"

Soutay:"ok I'll see you in a minute don't be late"

he ran off and left the phone off the hook

she hung up the phone and dialed another number

Soutay:"Hello is this Hokage I am calling about Jiraiya he is at the bath house spying on the girls again"

Hokage:"WHAT I'M GOING TO KILL HIM"

she hangs up the phone and everyone stares at her for a minute and then burst out laughing

Soutay:"well that was fun I wander what she is going to do to him"

Iris:"do you have any ideas what to do know"

Soutay:"maybe...I think this time Iris should do it"

Iris:"ok what's the plan"

Soutay:"who has a baby doll a towel and ketchup"

Everyone looked at each other

Naruto:"I have a towel and some ketchup but no baby doll"

Soutay:"fine do you have a bag of potatoes"

Naruto:"I think so"

Souaty:"ok go get them"

Naruto ran to go get them and ran back with everthing

Soutay:"ok,here's what your going to do rap the potatoes in the towel put ketchup on it and run door to door screaming and asking people to help my baby"

Iris:"ok then what"

Soutay:"when someone does say ok to help you before you run away you throw the the baby at them saying it's to late you killed it"

everyone stared at her

Soutay grabed a video recorder

Shikamaru:"you guys are to cool"

Naruto:"this is going to be so funny"

Lee:"how youthful"

~Later outside~

Soutay:"ready"

Hinata:"are you sure you should this"

Soutay:"your right..you should go with her holding a knife"

Hinata:"no thats not what i meant"

Iris:"gat the video recorder ready"

Soutay:"gat it ready...set...go!"

Iris ran to five different houses screaming and banging on the door and finally someone tried to help her and she threw it at him and told him it's to late it's dead

they all went back to the house laughing

Soutay:"Iris hand me a bottle of vodka"

Shino:"how much vodka did you bring"

Soutay:"you don't want to know"

Iris:"hey guys who the hell is that"

she pointed over to Gaara sitting at the window

Naruto:"when did you get here"

Gaara:"right after I watched that girl take a fake baby around screaming help my baby"

Iris:"so I like to have fun"

Gaara sat down on the couch next to them

Soutay:"want some"

Gaara:"what did you put in it"

Soutay:"sand"

Gaara:"oh"

he takes the bottle they just stare at him as he gulps it down

Soutay:"...ok..who wants to go egg a house"

Sasuke:"do you ever give up"

Soutay/Iris:"hell no"

Soutay:"does someone have any other ideas"

Iris:"we can go swimming when it gets dark"

Soutay:"hey that sounds great it reminds me when me, Kaytlyn, Apple,and Christan all went"

Iris:"hey Soutay I don't think you should tell them that"

Soutay:"yeh your right"

Naruto:"hey I wanted to know what you did"

Soutay:"no you don't"

suddenly there was a knock on the door Shikamaru looked out the window

Shikamaru:"Hey Soutay you might want to jump out the window"

Soutay:"why"

Shikamaru:"because Jiraiya is at the door"

Iris:"why is he here"

Soutay:"shit..lets go Iris"

Iris:"k..don't come get us when he's gone"

Shino:"no you don't your coming back"

Lee:"someone needs to go with them"

Shikamaru:"I think Gaara should go with them Gaara knows what they will pull and Lee should go incase they try to run away"

Gaara:"why should I go"

Shikamaru:"I just said why you should"

Lee:"it would be my honor to go with them"

Soutay/Iris:"what you don't trust us"

Ino:"hurry up Jiraiya is getting suspisuce"

Iris:"ok ok lets go"

Soutay jumps out the window and breaks the glass

Soutay:"I beleive I can fly!"

Iris:"no not again"

Gaara:"what the hell"

~they all are now walking down the street~

Gaara:"you guys are a couple of freaks"

Soutay:"that is true but least we know how to have fun even if it gets us in alot of trouble"

Iris:"hey Soutay you want to go rob the liquor store"

Soutay:"OH YEAH!"

Lee:"I really don't think we should"

Soutay:"well I think your wrong"

Gaara:"I guess I'm in"

Soutay/Iris:"ALRIGHT three against one we win"

Lee:"I can't let you do that"

Iris:"oh yeah...Soutay were is Bob"

Soutay:"I think we left him back there"

Iris:"danmit Soutay, Bob will kill Jiraiya if he says any thing about you"

Soutay:"like I really care"

Gaara:"who is Bob"

Iris:"you will care if we can't rob the liquor store"

Gaara:"why can't we rob the liquor store I'll take care of bushy brow"

Soutay:"no I want to take care of Lee,Bob won't kill him as long as they get that guy out in time"

Iris:"I guess but they better hurry up on getting him out"

Soutay:"well that settles that now all we have to do is go rob the store"

Lee:"I'm sorry but you can't go to the liquor store"

Iris:"Soutay do you have it from last night"

Soutay:"oh..yes"

Iris:"ok Lee were not going to rob the store but only if you drink this"

Lee:"what is it"

Soutay:"it's sprite"

Lee:"oh well...ok"

Gaara just stood there watching them drug Lee makeing him fall asleep

Iris:"well he'll be out for awhile let's go rob that liquor store now"

Soutay:"lets go this is going to be fun...have you ever robbed a liquor store before Gaara"

Gaara:"no"

Iris:"umm...ok then"

~at the liquor store~

They all put on Freddy Cooger mask

Soutay:"you guys ready"

Soutay pulled out a gun

Iris:"Soutay I told you before not to bring that danm thing"

Soutay:"if I was really going to kill someone I would have already"

Iris:"whatever lets go"

They walk into the store behind Soutay holding a gun

Soutay:"BITCHES GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR THIS IS A STICK UP!"

Gaara:"you don't waist time"

Iris:"no she doesn't"

Soutay came back over with a bag full of sake and vodka

Soutay:"I gat it lets go"

owner:"HEY GET BACK HERE"

Soutay:"I think it's time to go now"

Iris/Gaara:"I'm with yah"

they ran back to were they left Lee and put him on Iris's back and ran back to Naruto's house Jiraiya had already left

Soutay:"we're back"

Neji:"what happened to Lee"

Iris:"he'll be fine"

Sakura:"what's that"

Soutay:"oh...we robbed a liquor store"

everyone looked at them wierd except for Shino he knew they would pull something like that

Ino:"you robbed the liquior store!"

Soutay:"yah so...oh and if a guy ask if you saw 3 people in a Freddy Cooger mask say no"

Shino:"what kind did you get"

Kiba:"how can you be so calm they robbed a store!"

Soutay:"because he knew I would do something he just didn't know what"

Ino:"why didn't you stop them Gaara"

Soutay:"we drugged him too but his drug made him...uh..it made him not think"

Lee:"yeh they gave me something that made me go to sleep and told me it was sprite"

Sakura:"your an idiot Lee"

Shino:"at least it's not as bad as most of the thing she does"

Soutay:"at least I'm not like you quite all the time"

Iris:"hey you guys did you see Bob any where"

Naruto:"how can we see him"

Iris:"you know what we mean"

Sasuke:"if he was the one that made Jiraiya run out of here scared to death then yeh"

Soutay:"and you were worried he would kill him....any way we didn't still these for nothing"

everyone grabbed a bottle

Iris:"well it's getting dark enough who wants to go swimming"

Soutay:"I do!"

everyone agreed to go swimming

Shino was sitting on a chair and refused to get in until Soutay and Iris picked up the chair and threw it and Shino in the pool everyone watched as Soutay and Shino fought about throwing him in the pool finally someone said they should play chicken

Tenten and Neji, Sasuke and Sakura, Gaara and Soutay, Hinata and Naruto, Ino and Shikamaru, Iris and Kiba, Lee, Shino, and Choji sat out to be the juges

Tenten,Neji went against Sasuke,Sakura-Sasuke and Sakura won

Gaara,Soutay went against Hinata,Naruto-Gaara and Soutay won

Ino,Shikamaru went against Iris, Kiba-Iris and Kiba won

Sasuke,Sakura went against Gaara,Soutay-Gaara and Soutay won

Gaara,Soutay went against Kiba,Iris-Gaara and Soutay won the game

~they all went back in after trying to play chicken with 2 people on one back and failed~

Sakura:"who wants to watch scary movies"

Soutay:"as long as it has killing in it sure"

Iris:"I'm up for it"

Everyone:"sure"

they all watched The Grudge 1 and 2,all the Saw movies,The Covenint,When a Stranger calls,boogeyman,House of Wax,Chainsaw Massacre,Pulse,The Omen,and The Hills have eyes

They started to scream when Kakashi and Guy both walked in with chainsaws

they all ran into the back room Soutay was the last one because she walked in and didn't really run as fast as the others did

Tenten:"I'm not trying to be a bitch but I really think this is the end for us"

Shino:"I think we all kind of know that"

Neji:"I think she's right if there is anyone that has some thing to confese I think now would be a good time to say it I'll go first Hinata..I KILLED YOUR MOM SHE DIDN'T DIE I WAS MAD BECUASE THEY KILLED MY DAD SO I KILLED YOUR MOM I'm sorry!"

Hinata:"Neji..I KILLED YOUR DAD BECUASE HE CALLED ME A BITCH AND YOU HAD A LITTLE BROTHER BUT I KILLED HIM TOO THAT'S WHY I'm so nice now!"

everyone stared at them

Ino:"THE TRUTH IS I LOVE CHOJI NOT SASUKE I NEVER LIKED HIM I JUST PRETENDED TO SO SAKURA WOULD GET PISSED!"

Choji fell backwards

Sakura/Sasuke:"YEESSSSSSSSS!"

Tenten:"the truth is I cut myself to make it look like I trained but I really didn't I just go get a hot dog!"

Shino:"the truth is I HATE BUGS THESE ARE FAKE!"

Shikamaru:"the truth is I RAPED LEE!"

Lee:"the truth is IT WASN'T RAPE I JUST DIDN'T TELL HIM"

Kiba:"the truth is I THREW AKAMARU OUT OF THE CAR WHEN I WAS 4 AND THIS IS NOT REALLY HIM!"

Iris:"THE TRUTH IS I MOONED JIRAIYA AND THAT IS WHY HE WON'T LEAVE US ALONE AND THE OTHER THING IS I LOVE KIBA!"

Kiba:"I DIDN'T THINK YOU LOVED ME BACK THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T SAY ANY THING"

Naruto:"the truth is I HATE Sakura she can be such a bitch and....I lOVE HINATA I WAS JUST TO SHY TO SAY IT"

Hinata:"I thought you LOVED SAKURA THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU I LOVE YOU!"

they both hugged then they all stared at Soutay,Sasuke, and Gaara

Sasuke:"the truth is....I Love...SAKURA AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T KILL MY FAMILY I DID!"

Sakura:"YYEEEEESSSSSSS!"

Gaara:"the truth is...I lOVE SOUTAY AND I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION!"

Soutay:"umm..well the truth is I don't care if I die or not but since we are I guess I can tell you...Gaara we didn't drug him he chose to rob the store with us and I went skinny dipping with Kaytlyn,Apple and Christan oh plus...I love Gaara and those mask we used to rob the store I stole it from a little kid"

Gaara just stared at her

Gaara:"why didn't you tell me you loved me"

Soutay:"becuase I'm a bitch"

suddenly Kakashi and Guy slams the door open to all of them holding each other

Kakashi:"sorry we just couldn't resist"

Soutay:"you mother fucker I'm gonna kill you!"

everyone stands up and starts to tie them up

Soutay:"who wants to go still from little kids with me since the secret is out"

Gaara:"who wants to torchure Kakashi and Guy"

Soutay:"OH THAT'S A WAY BETTER IDEA!"

Everyone:"YEAH"

Shikamaru:"I'll rape them"

Gaara:"I'll hit them with my teddy bears"

Soutay:"I'll hit them with a little kid"

Lee:"I want Shikamaru to rape me next"

Kakashi:"that's what I should have expected from Guy's student"

Guy lowered his head in shame

~after they torchured them~

Naruto was sitting next to Hinata on the couch,Iris and Kiba were both hitting Kakashi and Guy,Tenten was eating a hot dog,Neji was wondering what his brother was like,Shino was jumping up a wall from a spider,Gaara was holding his teddy bears,and Soutay was eating a lolly pop

Hinata:"hey Soutay were did you get that lolly pop"

Soutay:"ho..there was a little kid out side and yah"

Gaara:"you can be such a bitch"

Naruto:"I'd hate to be that little kid"

Kakashi:"what exactly happened in there"

Soutay:"should we tell them"

Everyone:"NO!"

Soutay:"ok ok"

Guy:"I'm scared Kakashi hold me"

Kakashi:"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

Soutay:"who wants to go swimming with me!"

everyone stared like she was crazy,Gaara gat wide eyed

Gaara:"I DO...can I bring my teddy bears"

Soutay:"only if I can throw some at little kids"

Gaara:"only if I can help you"

Soutay:"Good Deal!"

Naruto:"hey Hinata do you want to go out with me some time"

Hinata:"...YES OF COURSE"

Ino:"Choji..will you go on a date with me"

Choji:"will there be food"

Ino:"yes there will be tons of food"

Choji:"then yeh"

Tenten:"does any one have any hot dogs"

Neji:"Hinata do you know what my brother was like"

Hinata:"not really"

Shikamaru was suposuly raping Lee in the other room

Shino:"someone save me that bug is trying to kill me!"









Well that was my story and if I get enough votes I might make another I haven't decided let I want to see how many people like it first so incase people hate I
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