I am so not obsessed with myself!
Mikey yelled from his desk.
I asked not taking my eyes from the book I was reading.
"I'm serious, Gee! You gotta read this!"
I sighed and set my book down, hoping to god he wasn't reading some porn story about me and Mikey or Mikey and Frank or me and Frank or Mikey and a horse.
I peeked over my brothers shoulder.
He was in another freakin chat room.
The title read: 'Has anyone ever noticed how Gerards obsessed with himself?'
"I am not obsessed with myself."
I growled, huffing.
Mikey smirked at me weird.
He got off the computer and I went to take a shower.
When I got out I was still mad about the stupid chatroom thing.
I caught sight of myself in the mirror.
"Damn, I'm sexy."
I said to myself, running my hands over my still wet body.
"Yea, I'd so do me."
I growled smacking my own ass.
"Gerard! Stop loving yourself before I puke!"
Mikey screamed through the door.
I blushed deeply.
Welcome back to earth, Gerard!
You do not love yourself!
I sighed and gave on last glance to the god in the mirror.
I smirked and wrapped a towel around my waist.
I knew I was sexy, no denying it.
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