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Author's Notes: Written for Neko for Valentine's Day (which is when it was posted in my ficjournal.)
Disclaimer: Not mine and not making any money.

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Kurogane felt distinctly uncomfortable. Fye was smiling sweetly in his direction, which meant that the blond man was plotting something.

"Hey, Kuropon," Fye said, ignoring Kurogane's outraged squawk, "Did you know that in some universes, they have chocolates called kisses?"

"So?" Kurogane replied, watching the other man warily.

"They're really quite good."

"And? I don't like chocolate."

"Aww, and here I had one saved just for you," Fye said, sighing.

Kurogane looked at him.

"Fine. Give me the kiss."

Fye leaned over and kissed him on the mouth.

"I meant the chocolate!" Kurogane exclaimed.

"You should have said so, then."