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I'm goin' to Arizona
to see my gorgonzola
I'm drinkin' Coca-Cola
I'm goin' to Arizona

I'm goin' to Arizona
to see my Sherona
and when I get there I'll say 'hola'
I'm goin' to Arizona

I killed my microwave*
and I put it in a cheesey grave
I forgot to shave
never shave in a cave

I'm goin' to Arizona
with Marco Pola**
met a girl named Mona
I'm goin' to Arizona

I'm not goin' to Arizona
Mona stole my gorgonzola
they have crappy Coca-Cola*
I'm not goin' to Arizona





*I have no idea what this has to do with anything. Courtney said it, and Heather wrote it. I thought of 'cave,' to ryhme with 'shave.' Sooo... meh.
** I know his name is Marco Polo... but you try and come up with another name that ryhmes with 'ola/ona.'
* I don't know if Arizona actually has crappy coke. (I have a great-uncle that lives there; please don't kill me, you Arizanians... Arizonian... people from Arizona. xxx) I have never been there, but what ryhmes, ryhmes. And Heather is scary...

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