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Not Again!
4 ReviewsYet another Mikey almost gets killed by a toaster joke. Rated for language.
"God damn piece of shit toaster!"
Mikey jiggled the handle in a fruitless attempt to make the close to burning bread pop out. He growled when nothing happened and the toast stayed in, ruining his breakfast. Pushing his glasses up his nose he looked around the kitchen for an idea.
"Perfect," he whispered as he grabbed a fork from beside the sink and turned back to the 'piece of shit toaster.' Mikey was just about to spear the blackening toast with the fork and slide it out when...
"No!" Gerard screamed as he tackled his little brother to the ground and the fork went skittering across the floor. "That's it, we're getting a new toaster."
"Gerard...you're...gasp...crushing me"
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Sorry...I couldn't help myself.
Mikey jiggled the handle in a fruitless attempt to make the close to burning bread pop out. He growled when nothing happened and the toast stayed in, ruining his breakfast. Pushing his glasses up his nose he looked around the kitchen for an idea.
"Perfect," he whispered as he grabbed a fork from beside the sink and turned back to the 'piece of shit toaster.' Mikey was just about to spear the blackening toast with the fork and slide it out when...
"No!" Gerard screamed as he tackled his little brother to the ground and the fork went skittering across the floor. "That's it, we're getting a new toaster."
"Gerard...you're...gasp...crushing me"
************
Sorry...I couldn't help myself.
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