Temari was never going to let Kankurou live this down. [Drabble]
Warnings: Kankurou is channeling Cid Highwind. Violence, coarse language.
Notes: Eh, just a random scene where things don't go right for Kankurou. I laughed the whole time I was writing it.
Kankurou swore, the nin inside of Kuroari swore right back, and Temari snickered.
"Shut up," Kankurou growled at his sister, manipulating the strings to remove Kuroari's arms from its trunk. The captured man immediately started trying to break his way out. He deftly rearranged their configuration to one that the bastard couldn't avoid this time, and quickly slammed them back into the slots.
The bastard grunted but no blood leaked out from the bottom of the puppet. Kankurou stared in disbelief, no one could be that flexible! Temari fell back on her ass and laughed.
"Son of a bitch!" Kankurou was well beyond vexed, he was fucking pissed beyond belief. "Hold still dammit!"
"Bite me!" The bastard's reply was muted but clear, and --adding more insult-- was accompanied by the tip of a kunai probing out of one of the slots.
"Let him out, Kankurou," Temari had stopped laughing long enough to snap open her fan. She smirked and, bitch that she was, continued mockingly sweet, "Let your big sister show you how it's done."
"Shut up, bitch!" The double-jointed ass somehow got enough room to take a swing at Kuroari's inner walls. The impact loosened one of the pins holding the opening shut, and Kankurou knew it wouldn't take much more to buckle the others once one was out. "I'll have you screami-"
"Hey!" Kankurou /yanked/, shaking Kuroari and taking extreme pleasure in the yelp of pain that produced. Hell, there was even a little bit of blood leaking out of one of the slots now! Grinning, he shifted his strings around, the limbs pulling out once more. "No one talks to my sister like that but me. Remember that in your next life, asshole."
Using one hand he sent Kuroari spinning just fast enough to make it difficult for the bastard to move so damn fast. This time, when the bladed limbs slid into the slots, Kankurou was rewarded with a scream and the usual flood of blood. "Finally!"
"Aw," Temari threw her arms around him and sniffled. "My little bro is growing up and protecting my virtue."
"Shut up, bitch," Kankurou shoved his sister away. She promptly fell back onto her ass and started laughing again. Kankurou just knew she was never going to let him live this down.