Goku is very easily distracted. If not crack, then verging on it.
“But we are,” Goku interrupts. “Lost, I mean.” To which Hakkai replies with a cheerfully stern look.
“ ’All that is shiny is not gold, all who wander are not lost.’ Got it, Hakkai,” Goku says sheepishly. “But Sanzo’s hair is! Gold, I mean.”
Hakkai sighs, and Gojyo laughs, “Maybe we should shave Goldilocks’ head and sell his hair, since Sanzo-sama’s credit was cancelled after that time at that bar. ”
The distinctive shk of a gun being loaded is heard. “I heard that,” growls said monk, and Goku and Gojyo fortuitously disappear. Hakkai sighs.
A/N: The rape of a classic, I could almost cry in shame. So you know, I had this idea while I was in the shower and I overheard a psychic on the radio, saying, "All that is shiny is not gold." Which made me think immediately of LotR, and Sanzo's hair. And so on. By the time I got out of the shower, I was terrified I'd forget this, and rushed, dripping, to my computer to type. Yes, I am pathetic.