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Even vampires have dreams
His friend Corey Haim had suggested it.
It was an act of friendship for which the Felddog would be forever grateful...
His eyes were closed. He was sitting in the Lotus Position, and he was floating.
The Felddog's eyes snapped open, and he turned around. There stood Corey Haim - the Haimster. He smiled.
"Ha," said the Haimster, his trademark "cute smile" on his face.
"Hey, Haimster," said the Felddog.
"Still meditating, I see."
"Yeah. Thanks for the suggestion."
"No problem. What are friends for?"
The Coreys had been friends for a long time - ever since they met on the set of the 1987 movie "The Lost Boys".
Most vampires would tell them,
"Ha! Vampires have no friends."
"You two, break up already!"
But the Coreys replied,
"Absolutely not. We're friends, and we're going to stay that way."
Of course, the vampires were wrong. The Coreys had a point - vampires do have friends.
Maybe they just didn't know yet....
Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom....on the....grave.....